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Squirrel poo.

I have a great step ladder. I only wish I knew my real ladder.

Pawn.

Speaking to a mate who is a chef I asked him what he thought about all these Masterchef type programmes. He said, "I don't know what all the fuss is about, it's only bloody lunch."

Dodgy Al.

Lovely shots Dolf. Being a fan of the famous Porto product, I spent a few days there enjoying it.

+1 That means a Guinness to celebrate.

Rotate.

Good pics JK.

Glass and bottle.

Nice knowing you Al.

More typo errors.

Friendship.

Superb JK. Our Little Friends.

A horse was having a couple of drinks in the pub when he sees a donkey sitting over in the corner. So he wanders over and asks the donkey if he might join him. They start chatting and the horse asks. "What did you do?" "I gave kiddies rides on the beach. What did you do?" asks donkey. "A racehorse." "Win anything?" Asks donkey. " Yes, the Grand National, St Leger, Gold Cup and the Derby." Anyway they chat along and arrange to meet at the donkeys house in a couple of days. Donkey thinks now how can I impress him, so he goes out and buys a large picture of a zebra and hangs it abov

Osprey.

A10 One of those would clear the road for you.

Main course.

"Looks like you've got a stalker" Really Joe, this is a respectable place.

"No, you misheard me Miss Kim, I didn't say show me your Mig."

Left back. Was my usual position in the football team. Left back in the changing room.