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So, a passenger taps his taxi driver on the shoulder. The driver shits himself, swerves, nearly hits a bus, and stops inches from a shop window. "F**k me, you're jumpy aren't you?" says the passen

Just a cool link between the three above posts revealed by a quick wiki search.   Arthur Sullivan, composer partner of the team Gilbert and Sullivan who wrote Mikado, was catapulted to fame

Ah yes, I remember them well. The excruciating pain as the tiny lego bricks dig in to your unprotected bare feet in the dark.

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"Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' To tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?...Well? Do ya, punk?" :D

 

Justifiable homicide   (the ultimate victims right of self protection against predators)

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Eleventh Commandment. Forget the first ten. Enjoy life!

 

Bible

 

Jim beat me to it with crowbar. Bible was boring anyway.

 

Sparrow Hawk. Been using a hawk while plastering today.

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Eleventh Commandment. Forget the first ten. Enjoy life!

 

Bible

 

I thought the eleventh commandment was " Thou shalt drink beer ".

 

As for the word association.....  Hmmmm ....Bible......

 

Good Beer Guide!   Damm, caught out by an edit!!!

 

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Birds! (in your best old man Steptoe voice) 

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Sixth Commandment  (Thou shalt not kill)

 

 

If you are familiar with the movie scene that Brett quotes, you'll know that the speaker does not kill the guy to whom he says those words.  The guy decides he does not feel all that lucky and ends up going for an extended stay at the Iron Bar Inn instead.

 

John

 

Edit:  Oh yeah, a word ---  OK - Hitchcock

 

JDA

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