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hifly 925 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Try anything once except incest and country dancing. Sir Thomas Beecham Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 The Floral Dance....essential for every May Day pole dance, although Terry Wogan singing with his bunch of flowers still gives me the creeps.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnCI1fkfFM Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I wish I could un-see that video. Patterns 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I wish I could un-see that video. Patterns I agree Brett. They make a big thing of May Day here in Hastings, Morris Dancers everywhere, bearded, hairy arsed, beer swilling... and that's the women! Patton 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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J G 927 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I wish I could un-see that video. Patterns I also do. If you look at the crowd as the camera pans across them you may notice that a fair few of them are looking away from Mr Wogan, One can only assume they are looking for the emergency exits. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Disembowel (a good way to prematurely end Mr Wogan's song) Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I wish I could un-see that video. Patterns I agree Brett. They make a big thing of May Day here in Hastings, Morris Dancers everywhere, bearded, hairy arsed, beer swilling... and that's the women! Patton In the Pagan religions, Mayday, also known as Beltaine, is a very important celebration. It is all to do with new life and fertility and is the counter to Samhain(pron Sowen, Oct 31st) which is about rememberence and reveration of the ancestors. Some parts of the country put more into the Beltaine, and other rituals,than others. The Maypole dance is a huge fertility ritual. The strands tie the May Queen to the pole to bring the community together in what is basicly a representation of "the Great right". (ie a sexual coupling) The idea is that the pole is representing the Male God whilst the ring of flowers, representing the Goddess, round the top slides down the pole as the strands get tighter to the pole. evetually the ring of flowers will stop on the may queens head and the ritual is complete. The first time I explained this to a somewhat pious Vicar he nearly had a fit! He had no idea that something he'd thought of as very innocent was actually something exremely graphic! "Make Hay whilst the sun shines " would often involve many village couples going off to do just that after the pole ritual! Hope this helps! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 ..... The Maypole dance is a huge fertility ritual. The strands tie the May Queen to the pole to bring the community together in what is basicly a representation of "the Great right". (ie a sexual coupling) The idea is that the pole is representing the Male God whilst the ring of flowers, representing the Goddess, round the top slides down the pole as the strands get tighter to the pole. evetually the ring of flowers will stop on the may queens head and the ritual is complete. The first time I explained this to a somewhat pious Vicar he nearly had a fit! He had no idea that something he'd thought of as very innocent was actually something exremely graphic! "Make Hay whilst the sun shines " would often involve many village couples going off to do just that after the pole ritual! Hope this helps! Do you mean to say as a 5 year old infant school attendee I was performing some sort of quasi shagging as I skipped around the maypole in front of all the mums an dads at the schools summer fair? Oh I am deeply embarrassed now! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I have memories of country dancing at infants school. I hated it, so much so that I would hang back and be the last to be picked as a partner. Unfortunately by the least attractive girl who smelled of cat food. Morris dancing is a hell of a palaver to go about procreation. Gutted. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I have memories of country dancing at infants school. I hated it, so much so that I would hang back and be the last to be picked as a partner. Unfortunately by the least attractive girl who smelled of cat food. Morris dancing is a hell of a palaver to go about procreation. Gutted. I did the same!! except the ugly girl had sticky hands* and smelt of cabbage! Gutted..... Fish *I was young enough to have to line up boys next to girls and hold hands as we walked. So traumatic that I still remember it today 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Maypole dance, pole dancing, I'm starting to see a connection here except the girls smell like beer and cigarettes........ & Chips 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Maypole dance, pole dancing, I'm starting to see a connection here except the girls smell like beer and cigarettes........ & Chips Yes Brett, I can see how you like to spend a bit of R&R. ;) Ketchup 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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J G 927 Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Maypole dance, pole dancing, I'm starting to see a connection here except the girls smell like beer and cigarettes........ & Chips Who is this May bird, and where does she do her pole dancing? May is not an Polish name anyway! Cutting..Cutting artery blood spurt murder gasp! Link to post Share on other sites
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