allardjd 1,853 Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Wicked Witch of the West Link to post Share on other sites
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J G 927 Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Foil I once fenced with the lead singer of Iron Maiden. I got whipped. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Scupper. I met Lemmy from Motorhead in a chip shop. Link to post Share on other sites
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hifly 925 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 'More tea vicar?' I did and experiment in my garden shed/laboritory/observatory today to find out the chemical composition of farts. I stood in the High Street asking passersby to voluteer for the experiment. Anyway, after being released by the police I used myself as a guinea pig and came up with the following results. Nitrogen 20-90%. Hydrogen 0-50% (flammable). Carbon Dioxide 10-30%. Methane 0-10%(flammable). Er...word.... WIND Link to post Share on other sites
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