hifly 925 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 There was a young lady called Gwen, Who knew the what, where and when, Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 One day to the horror of all, at the all white tuxedo ball... They found out his real name was Gwen I had to fix that, couldn't leave the bloody thing hanging without a line. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 There was a young lady called Gwen, Who knew the what, where and when, Except when to packA small lady's sack when out on the town with the men. And who's this fine chap that I spy who goes by the name of hifly Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 A man of infinite wit, Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 On the boobs of a barmaid in Sale are tattooed the prices of Ale And on her behind for the sake of the blind is the same list of prices in Braille A man of infinite wit, had a job that was shoveling sh... grit 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 He threw it too far, and it hit a cop car, So now he's in even more sh*t ! --------------------------------------------------------------------- The wife of a warrior Celt Lost the key to her chastity belt..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 a reward she did offer for the key to her coffer Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 In front of her all the men knelt Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Their terror was palpably felt none dared to describe to the waiting old scribe The fetid odor of smelt. King Mutley was frankly relieved 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 In Bognor lives our friend Alan Gale, 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 [in Bognor lives our friend Alan Gale,] Who buys plastic models by the bale. He paints 'em and glues 'em. He never eschews 'em. I've never known him to fail. New starter... Jess took great pains to explain... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 [in Bognor lives our friend Alan Gale,] Who buys plastic models by the bale. He paints 'em and glues 'em. He never eschews 'em. I've never known him to fail. New starter... Jess took great pains to explain... the cause of abdominal pain the doctor said "dear, you've drunk too much beer, and some needs to go down the drain!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 There once was a gardener from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds......... Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 [There once was a gardener from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds.........] No one knows why, Perhaps to get high, But he would have done better with weeds. Starter... A sprightly young pilot from France Link to post Share on other sites
Dean33 29 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Took off in a bit of a trance. His circuit was dodgy. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 His stomach was podgy and his PIREP was a song and dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a simmer called Minx Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 His stomach was podgy and his PIREP was a song and dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a simmer called Minx Had a reputation for high jinx, Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 But when asked to confess She chose to digress, and assumed the calm stance of a sphinx! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was an old fella called Mut Who had lots of hair on his butt........ Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted June 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 and when he bent over to smell the white clover all his family went tut-tut ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was an old man of Dundee Who molested an ape in a tree. Link to post Share on other sites
Dean33 29 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 He'd asked for a date. But got a primate. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 He'd asked for a date. But got a primate. A rather attractive chimpanzee. ======================= From Guildford a chap named John Guest, Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 On this forum is just the best Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 But no-one can see that he lives in a tree and has got lots of holes in his vest! ------------------------------------------------------------- When a woman in strapless attire Found her breasts getting higher and higher.... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 ... ------------------------------------------------------------- When a woman in strapless attire Found her breasts getting higher and higher.... Her Doctor, a Mullah attached a Gondola "Balloon tours", were on his new flyer. ============================================== A plucky young pilot on a mission In search of Rhino gone missing Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 ... ------------------------------------------------------------- When a woman in strapless attire Found her breasts getting higher and higher.... Her Doctor, a Mullah attached a Gondola "Balloon tours", were on his new flyer. ============================================== A plucky young pilot on a mission In search of Rhino gone missing But life can be cruel, He couldn't afford the fuel, Cos he didn't have a pot to piss in. ????????????????????????? Now speaking of our dear Uncle Martin, 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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