SEATAC 400 Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Earlier this morning, an apparently psychotic American took to the air and bombed London. He took aim at Big Ben, Parliament, London Bridge and other central London landmarks. There were no reports of casualties, but masses of injuries as authorities cordoned off the hardest hit areas and assessed the damage. It was not known where he got hold the aircraft, but it was reportedly being transported from the middle east back to the United States and was temporarily being stored at an airfield in the South of England when he climbed aboard and took off. His reasons are not entirely clear, but apparently there are reports it had something to do with a bad dining experience and foggy weather. An unnamed source reports they heard the pilot grumbling about getting revenge for the "Lousy warm beer" and "bad fish and chips". And that he earlier had eaten some ploughman's platter that did not sit well and gave him the trots and made his bollocks sore. He then called the waitress a "bloody slag", put on his jumper and ran out without paying. He also had complained that his Yorkshire pudding tasted nothing like the chocolate pudding he was expecting and then he went bonkers yelling about the football game he went to see not being real football. He also was heard to be very upset that The Beatles broke up and the Spice Girls and Prince Charles annoyed him no end and he could not understand why anyone would construct a building that looked like a giant pickle. Authorities arrested him after he landed at Heathrow. Pictures of the damage are shown below, some of which were captured from news helicopters and frightened Londoner's mobile phones as he passed by Barclay's and Citigroup buildings. A pensioner was heard to remark that he hadn't seen the likes of this since the blitz. P.S. No disrespect intended. I love England and my wife is from London. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
wain 879 Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 No that is very funny...nice one made me chuckle.... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Was probably Donald Trump after hearing that Parliament thinks he's a wazzock and wanted to ban him from the UK. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 wazzock - whazzat? Another British term that I'll need help with. Probably an apt description of DT. But, then again, I'm a Canadian and don't have an opinion on things like that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Check here and decide which definition best describes Mr. Trump http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wazzock I would guess after a three hour debate in Parliament they were reaching way back for the next insulting word. Link to post Share on other sites
Auger 22 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Nice. Is it just me or does the Gherkin Building appear to be rude? Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Godden 934 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Nice. Is it just me or does the Gherkin Building appear to be rude? It's a phallusy that's all in your mind, Pete. Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Thanks Brett, I didn't have anything to 'add' - they'd already used wanker. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Dude should have considered Vacation Insurance? Or leaving a bad review on Yelp? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 LOL! great fun, PS in this country a Trump is a slang term for a rather smelly fart! 'nuff said! Link to post Share on other sites
M.I.B. 39 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Reminds me of the 'make luv not war' scene in MIB 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 LOL! great fun, PS in this country a Trump is a slang term for a rather smelly fart! 'nuff said! Here Too...soon...with luck. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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