The red barron 41 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I had this arrive in my inbox and thought you should read it. If you are felling low continue to read or you want your day brightened then continue. WARNING MAY CAUSE LAUGHTER! > Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or > boyfriend along shopping. This letter was actually sent by Tesco's > Head Office to a customer in Oxford: > > Dear Mrs. Murray, > > Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of > the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is > considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless > your husband stops his antics. > > Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified > by our surveillance cameras: > > 1. June 15:Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's > trolleys when they weren't looking. > > 2. July 2:Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off a 5 minute > intervals. > > 3. July 7:Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to > feminine products aisle. > > 4. July 19:Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, > 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. > > 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > > 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and > told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a > Calor gas stove. > > 7 September 23:When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he > began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' > > 8 October 4:Looked right into the security camera; used it as a > mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. > > 9. October 10:While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the > Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the > antidepressants were. > > 10. November 3arted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming > the Mission Impossible' theme. > > 11. November 6:In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' > using > different size funnels. > > 12. November 18:Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled > 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!' > > 13. November 21:When an announcement came over the loud speaker, > assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' > > 14. November 23:Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a > while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Thanks Ed, It gave me a chuckle at my work desk Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 I have just got back from our Tesco's. As i was going around the aisles i thought about humming the dambusters theme. Sad i know, :nea: but it beats food shopping. Well i am back to normality now,so lets go flying for Mutley's screen shot comp. PS made me laugh. Nice One. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Haha! Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Nice one! Made me laugh after a loooooooooooooong day at work Link to post Share on other sites
The red barron 41 Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 glad it cheered you up, ecpecialy after the bad weather for us in N'hampton it's suposed to be thunder and more heavy rain over night for me! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I LOVE a good thunderstorm - nature at it's best. Not when I'm flying, however... John Link to post Share on other sites
icudan 5 Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Always gives me a laugh reading this, funny thing is, i work at Tesco! And we do get some really weird people shop in my store sometimes . . Although I've never heard of a code 3. Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Haha! Seen it before but still made me laugh... Link to post Share on other sites
dgor 0 Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 An oldie but a goldie Love number 9! Dave Link to post Share on other sites
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