mike H 456 Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Four Heads are better than Two. :biggrin: Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 KLM are the first airline to fit dual cockpits and new eco friendly engine. When asked what happens if the engine should fail in flight, I was told they just Jettison the cockpits. :biggrin: Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 ATC : 'KLM 777, you were slightly right of the centreline on that landing' KLM 777 : 'No I wasn't - I was left!' R/T traffic was unusually heavy this morning, when a KLM 778 crew had an argument - deciding who's tea would come first! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 So who's the winner Rob! Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Sorry Joe I totally forgot about this! My vote this time goes to your '... And it came to pass that the KLM designers have been "schmoaking" too much, again' Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Sorry Joe I totally forgot about this!My vote this time goes to your '... And it came to pass that the KLM designers have been "schmoaking" too much, again' Ha ha! I knew that prompt would work! Cheers Rob, be right back. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Try not to be sexist! (That's going to be difficult I know!) Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 'Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, although don't be fooled by the voice, I'm not parking it.' Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I wonder why they put in four purse-hangers when there are only three crew positions up here? John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 No! the left pedal is not a foot rest. Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsmithfsx 0 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 In the event of an engine fire, pull and twist the handle corresponding to the malfunctioning engine. Pull and twist a purse holder?? Now, that just doesn't make sense! Link to post Share on other sites
Soaranden 84 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Buy the woman a new purse! Her current purse is providing a reversed artificial horizon! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Pre-Approach Check list: Altitudes MAP/Time/Wind Missed Procedure Radios Channel #5 Lippy Mascara Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Airforce pilot gets to show off her new portable Air Bag :wub:it Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 The cockpit features a clip that keeps the containment receptacle handy in case the pilot needs to do the Technicolor Yawn... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Whoops! forgot sorry, the winner is-- Airforce pilot gets to show off her new portable Air Bag :wub:it Well done Mike Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Thanks alot Joe. Here is mine. Hi Please pick me to fly her, I am up here.( English only please as i can't read French) There are 10 no 9 Happy Aircrew standing on the wing and if One Happy Aircrew should fall off the wing there will be _ _ _ _ _ Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 'Your mother was a hamster, and you father smelt, of elderberries!' Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Concorde weight and balance problem resolved by French aircrew Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsmithfsx 0 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 "The smoking section is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em." Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 "The smoking section is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em." That gets my vote Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 "The smoking section is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em." You are right Mutley, he gets my vote too. Well Done johnsmithfsx. Very Good I like it, with all the crew outside smoking I guess I will have to fly her. It's a tough job,but someone got to do it!!!! It's over to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsmithfsx 0 Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Thanks guys! I'm looking forward to seeing the entries for this Just to make sure, I select the winner one week from now right? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Just to make sure, I select the winner one week from now right? You got it John! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Pilot:Lucky we don't get much traffic up here in North Carolina Link to post Share on other sites
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