allardjd 1,853 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Lead to Lucky, when I said "Break Left" that's not what I had in mind. We're going to have to change your callsign. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Quality control took a nosedive when they put aircraft maintainence in the hands of a private contractor. Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Are we putting the caption before the picture No captain, I told you already, the new terminal won't be completed until 2015. That was a late entry Brett. How about a recount? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,300 Posted December 21, 2013 Report Share Posted December 21, 2013 No biggie, a little extra rudder will get me home. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2013 I told you to read the manual first And the winner is Brett, Over to you buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,300 Posted December 21, 2013 Report Share Posted December 21, 2013 Thanks Alan, next up is...... Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted December 22, 2013 Report Share Posted December 22, 2013 Gremlins!! Dont look !! hes not there now... he jumps away whenever anyone might see him.. Hes pulling off the engine cowling... Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 22, 2013 Report Share Posted December 22, 2013 Girl testing worlds largest earphone has panic attack... John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2013 Hello Heathrow control, Just need to report a fat guy in a red suit on a sleigh,being pulled by some reindeer in my 2 o'clock positon! No, I thought I was seeing things too, but he just gave me the finger as he went by! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 .... I cant come close to your effort Alan. so I will pass this time! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 26, 2013 Report Share Posted December 26, 2013 Don't yell at ME ATC! I can't even listen to you when you get like this. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 H-E-L-P what do you mean I am ready to go S L I want my MUM. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,300 Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 Gremlins!! Dont look !! hes not there now... he jumps away whenever anyone might see him.. Hes pulling off the engine cowling... Nice work Steph, right along what I was thinking. Over to you........ Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 Apologies for my tardiness guys... didnt realise you were all waiting for me this time! Well chuffed though.. I'll get a pick up as soon as I can get on my main PC. Have a few candidates for the next round.. Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 OK.. let battle commence Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 'R2 you idiot, when I said set a course for the Enterprise I meant the Starship Enterprise.' Intresting pic Steph. What? Where? Why? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 A crane you need not Luke, use the force you must, move your ship you will! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,300 Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 "I told you numbskulls to tie it down tightly" "We thought you said lightly, sir" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,300 Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 "What happened here Petty Officer" "Luke had been drinking again, sir" Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 Now do you believe me when I said I saw a UFO. Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 Intresting pic Steph. What? Where? Why?its still aviation after all... of sorts Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 Intresting pic Steph. What? Where? Why?its still aviation after all... of sorts Hi Steph, I'm just interested as to where the pic came from and what was going on there. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,300 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 1st Officer: "Sir, It seems Luke has lost his faith in the Force." Captain: "Send him back up and tell him not to come back until he finishes the job." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,300 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Captain (24hrs before being demoted): "Dump it overboard, I doubt we can learn anything from it." Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 How Luke got the call sign "Fail Hook". Link to post Share on other sites
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