Holdit 106 Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 "Red nose, huh? Sniff this, commie..." Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 (edited) Doe, a dear, a flying dear. Ray, a laser guiding beam Me, awaiting command to Fire, not very hard to do Sow, what reap ye commie friend Laugh, its time to meet your end T, now counting down to 0. and that brings us back to Doe Ray Me Fire So Laugh T BOOM. Edited December 24, 2016 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Smooth move, ExLax! That was a little close for a Phoenix, wasn't it? Now lock and load a Sidewinder or an AAMRAM and he's toast. John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 Christmas is over the goose is cooked as it seems is Santas. Matt, you get the prize for the brilliant festive song below: Quote Doe, a dear, a flying dear. Ray, a laser guiding beam Me, awaiting command to Fire, not very hard to do Sow, what reap ye commie friend Laugh, its time to meet your end T, now counting down to 0. and that brings us back to Doe Ray Me Fire So Laugh T BOOM. So you're up next....... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 I had a feeling... Have a go at this mishap folks: Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 Ok, tour over, no refunds and we are not responsible for anything left behind 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 On the plus side, he missed the fuel tank. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 Airbase Tour Goes Topless 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 That was a close shave. Still I am glad it happened as i always wanted a open top car 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 "Are you sure this is how fly-drive is supposed to work?" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Ever have one of those days you wished you never got out of bed Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 On 28/12/2016 at 17:36, Captain Coffee said: I had a feeling... Have a go at this mishap folks: The wing has three purposes, apart from flight it can be used as a saw (see illustration above) and as a heavy duty drill. (See the very large drill bit on the inner pylon). 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Dammmit J.G. !! As much as I dislike handing a Caption Thread right back to the former person who handed it to me...A Swiss Army-esque Knife-edge post pretty much nailed what I was looking for when I saw this image. Sorry mate. Right back at ya. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) @ Matt.. I thank you! Folks, do your best with this. Matt, if you have any ideas, then PM me and I can have a good laugh at them without worrying about handing the baton back to you! Edited January 11, 2017 by J G 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 We'll have to ground the plane, the AMFA and Teamsters union won't let them touch it, and beekeepers are not members of a union. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 A new way to mothball engines, one that also enhances security. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 What do you mean what kind of engine is it? It's obviously a Pratt & Whitney Wasp. John 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 "I'm not sure about this new hive..." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Barry B. Benson and his colleagues help land an aircraft that lost engines in flight and was carrying his lover Vanessa Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Bees have found that if they breathe in Jet AI fumes they can fly for longer and a lot faster. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Bee Strike Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 New jet engines now have a Sting in their tail pipes. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) Ist sighting of a new airline B E E Z Z Y JET Edited January 14, 2017 by mike H Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Skipper, not sure what's happening but there's a strange humming coming from the Stbd Engine. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 Bee drone to Queen bee, " Are you Sure this is a good place to lay up, I know it's warm an all that , but I got this strange feeling for some reason."....... Link to post Share on other sites
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