allardjd 1,853 Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Let's see what you guys can do with this for inspiration.... John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 You know it would have been so much easier to call Kwik Fit! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Never a bloody jack around when you need one! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Hold it, please. I'm back in five minutes...ok? Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 'And then we gently lower it onto the trolley... Where's the trolley jack?' Link to post Share on other sites
Ruzzo 59 Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 American Servicemen in Iraq get to grips with the new 'Aircraft Lifting' event which will be included in the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Here we see rare footage of two SAS troopers engaging an Iraqi aircraft in unarmed combat during the first Gulf War. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 Although new to the aircraft repo business, the boss kept them around for laughs. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Here we see Fred and Joe moving an aircraft before they discovered that pressing 'Y' and then the arrow keys was an easier way to do it! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 "Push it here over, push it over there, the boss sounds like my wife." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 "I hate my job" "Me too" Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Ground crew to captain will you make your B------- mind up where you want the nose wheels to go. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Souvenir hunters caught on CCTV BB is watching you. Link to post Share on other sites
UKJim 502 Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Instructions: 1. Push wheel into the standard nose wheel position locking spring in place 2. Press the bug red button for launch CAUTION! Spring activated take-offs may cause whiplash Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Great submittals, guys. I'm going to have to go with John Guest who contributed... "Here we see rare footage of two SAS troopers engaging an Iraqi aircraft in unarmed combat during the first Gulf War." Your turn to post one, John. John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Thanks John..... OK lets see what you make of this..... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Flight Briefing tent, Russia 1915, "Right Comrades, we have stuck your target in a tree and painted great big aiming points on it, NOW try and hit the bloody thing!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Can't take you eyes off the road airspace for a second. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 That would even get George of the jungle laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Student pilot to instructor- "Do I still pass, I did everything else right." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Aviator Deer Stand Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 CAA states the accident was pilot error before reaching the scene. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Just noticed that if you look carefully you can see the crew climbing down the tree! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 So you can! That should help you come up with come quips! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 So gentlemen you can see the advantages of VTOL, You can land practically anywhere. Link to post Share on other sites
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