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Ground controller with Irish accent causes aviation upset when pilot told to "taxi to stand tree".

Practicing touch and Stick landings are part of American Aviation's advanced courses.

They're 480 volts - I suspect you could talk to Alpha Centauri after about five seconds of that - or talk to God, face to face. John

A tough old cattleman from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning. The grand- daughter did this religiously until the age of 103, then she died. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grand-children, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini! Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji! Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji! I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this shit as if you understand Japanese! You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. You need help!!

Investment Opportunity: Thought you might want to consider getting on board early. A German Engineer friend just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

Sussex

and found this!

Hawaiin DC-10 taking off from Honolulu as the sun sets or rises. I don't remember which

Some truly great entries this month! Good luck to everyone. St. Barth ( I think)

Murray Island

Pic 1 Pilot could you land near to that yacht please, if not the beach would do just fine.

Third one. Tilt Rotor at Easter Island.

#2 Santa Cruz coastlines

Good luck everyone! 1) SoCal Phenom Departure Cheers, Sam.