Some more for you Dai
The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every one of them!
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Teacher says, "OK class, I'd like you all to tell me what you need at home.
Susie says, "We need a computer".
Wendy says. "We need a car".
Johnny says, "We don't need anything Miss".
Teacher says, "Come on Johnny, everyone needs something?"
"No Miss, my sister came home with her new (enter ethnicity here) boyfriend and my Dad said 'That's all we bloody need!"
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