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A little girl walked into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, ´Excuthe me, Mithter, do you keep little Wabbits?´ The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he´s on her level, and asks, ´Do you want a wittle white wabby, or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?´ The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a quiet voice, ´I don´t fink my pyfon will weally give a thit!!!!´

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the spot only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5." The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, But I must find water first!" "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat, Alan. One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said,'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?' The Fairy Godmother replied,' Well, Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?' Cinderella was overjoyed. ' I wish to be extremely wealthy,' she said. Instantl

Nearly ready for sale on the PMDG site. PMDG 747-400 Queen of the Skies IIOnly $228,000,000 (http://www.precisionmanuals.com/ProductCart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=107&idcategory=13) This means that it is almost ready for release. I think I will wait a bit until the price drops.

Exellents shots Alan!

... You guys!

Nice shots Matt, you coming in for a strafing run in that second one.

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!! A man walks into Boots with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,”What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." “Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. “I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." “Cool" says the bo

I completed the mebar2016 legs in my C172 ,long hours flying but very minute was a pleasure. Some difucult approaches.And the mounain flying was not easy in the cessna . I never did fly in the Pyrenees and the Alps VFR . a great thanks for the mebar2016 for making this adventure kind regards wol de boer mebar005

Nice pics, specially n° 1. The Skymaster is a plane I also love flying.

That's a nice tower they have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it. John

It's the miracle of post-production editing

Great flight Micke you give the impression you knew what you were doing!

Spice Girls. Those of a certain age would rather forget them.