Gunner 69 Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 "Please. Somebody bring my glasses. I can hear it but i can't see it." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Shussh, it sounds like Myrtle just broke up with her boyfriend....... Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Henry recycled Madonnas' infamous bra into a hearing device he called the Boobascope. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Now all we have to do is wait for a low flying Ice Cream van! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Japanese Intelligence, having uncovered rumors of a secret weapon targeted on Hiroshima, are alert for any signs of its impending use. John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Following yet more government cutbacks the RAF unveils its new Earborne Warning and Control System, known by one and all as....Earwacs! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Ok. I am going to stop this one right now. I cant see anyone topping this:- Following yet more government cutbacks the RAF unveils its new Earborne Warning and Control System, known by one and all as....Earwacs! Absolutely inspired. Well done Alan. Over to you. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Thanks John, OK have fun with this one..... Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 A hanger fire caused CL606 to be overcome by smoke. CL618 bravely came to the rescue giving the stricken aircraft a fireman's lift out of the building. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 ALVIN!!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 The dangers of WAC watching. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Oh no not again, that's the third time I've done it this week. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Tie downs? We don't need tie-downs, rookie. The wind is always calm here this time of year. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 The competition for flight commander turned physical...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 "No, no! You can't use my gears!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 The playful pranks soon turned ugly. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 A little more rudder and I believe I'd have managed that crosswind, sir. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 Tie downs? We don't need tie-downs, rookie. The wind is always calm here this time of year. Like that one, over to you John. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 Lets see what all of you think these two might be discussing... John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Do you ever think today might be the day the plane goes down, nah, that's silly. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 "Quick! I'll hold it, you tell the Captain the windows falling in! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Wesley Snipes AND Denzil Washington on board. This is gonna be a busy day. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 We'd better watch ourselves on this flight, We've got Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall aboard! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Just what IS that guy in seat 57 playing with? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Keep your eyes open, I gather there are snakes on this aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
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