J G 927 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 "Now son, you have to be a very good boy today, or I wont let the witch-doctor turn you back" 4 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 'I'm sorry but Prince Harry is definitely not your father.' 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 You know what they say: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. " So...if you would be so kind as to prove you are an actual lady before I hand over any bananas...ook ook. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 We may be related, but YOU are not my mother! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Bump, is that all you guys can come up with? Guess it wasn't a good pic this time. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 'I'm sorry but Prince Harry is definitely not your father.' 'But maybe the guy who calls himself hifly is, there is a certain resemblance.' 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Whats with the long face,I know you live here but I only asked you if you knew the way out of this awful place. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 The ape at the back is thinking, "keep her talking ,in a minute i'll run out an mug her!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 It's no good keep looking at it , It won't get any bigger. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 This is how we go to the loo. Step one. Knees bend. Step two. You know the rest. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 Ape.." but for only a few percent in DNA, I too would have to worry about what to wear!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 Now I'm the king of the swingers, Oh the jungle VIP, I've reached the top, and got to stop, and that's what's botherin me. Oobeedoo I wannabe like youoo... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 All good fellas, thanks for the chuckles, And the winner is John, for "Now son, you have to be a very good boy today, or I wont let the witch-doctor turn you back" Over to you............ 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 Thanks Brett I will have a rake around for something weird asap Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Lets see what you make of this: Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 CALLING DR SEUSS.....CALLING DR SEUSS...... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Once discovered by the Captain, the men covered up their giant party beer funnels by telling him that they were inventing a listening device and he actually tried them out........ Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 England fans, unable to get to Brazil, decide to construct a giant Vuvuzela so that it could be heard in Sao Paulo! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Britains deafest man gets new Tesco "Value" hearing aid! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Just trying the new NHS hearing device out. Can you speak up abit, I can't hear you. Try turning it on may help. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Don't SHOUT I am not deaf you know. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Montgomery is calling the sex lines again using the secure phone, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I'm sure I heard a pin drop? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Google decides to enter a new market. Never been easier to search for whispers. The results are unfiltered for now. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 Lilliputian engineers find an ingeneous use for discarded traffic cones! Link to post Share on other sites
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