brett 2,316 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 The playful pranks soon turned ugly. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 A little more rudder and I believe I'd have managed that crosswind, sir. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 Tie downs? We don't need tie-downs, rookie. The wind is always calm here this time of year. Like that one, over to you John. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 Lets see what all of you think these two might be discussing... John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Do you ever think today might be the day the plane goes down, nah, that's silly. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 "Quick! I'll hold it, you tell the Captain the windows falling in! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Wesley Snipes AND Denzil Washington on board. This is gonna be a busy day. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 We'd better watch ourselves on this flight, We've got Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall aboard! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Just what IS that guy in seat 57 playing with? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Keep your eyes open, I gather there are snakes on this aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Look at that! Seat 7b and 7c are going for the Mile High Club! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 The Captain sure does have a great looking bottom, this is going to be a interesting Flight. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Welcome to Barbie Airways, We'll sit by the sticky out bits in the middle, the captain can play in the boys room at the pointy end and Jervais the steward can talk to the nice people down near the sticky uppy bit! That way we can all be happy as we ride along on the pink air bubbles to Disneyland! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Dolly! She has got my trolley! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 If we stay here,do you think they would miss us on this leg. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 You keep a look out while I try to open the door. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 Do you think we have taken off yet as I need to use the loo. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 The captain put on the seat belt sign 5 minutes ago, yet pompous grabby jerk in business class still hasn't sat his wide whinging arse down and buckled up...go on...do it...pop the hatch a sec and get his attention. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 Hey Jo, isn't that the guy who is sitting next to your husband the one who took you out clubing last night. Yes it is. Well you better get the hell out of here. I would if I could just get this B door open. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Last chance, ladies and germs - I'll cut the cards on this one on Saturday. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Geez, who cut the cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 If we stay here,do you think they would miss us on this leg. I like this one by Mike H. Take it away, Mike - your turn. John Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Thanks John I will have to put my thinking cap on then. Cheers Mike Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Have ago at this shot. One I took at my local airport, Manston sadly now closed. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Due to passenger numbers falling, many aircraft were flying half full. to that end Ryanair now proudly intorduces Half-Aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
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