brett 2,308 Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Beloved leader Kim Jong-un designed and test flew our countries latest fighter jet. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) To demonstrate the efficacy of their "Procedural and Automation Based Systems Training" PABST Blue Ribbon school graduate and Asiana Airlines chief pilot Harry Kim is seen here waving confidently as he sets out on his first ever flight in an advanced military jet after an intensive month of studying the aircraft manuals and procedures thoroughly in a classroom and simulator based training environment. The PABST program is being reviewed after Harry's fatal takeoff attempt, and the company is not allowed to comment publicly until after the investigation is completed. Edited October 16, 2016 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Flt Lt Prune decided that as the cockpit temperature was too hot he'd fly with the roof rolled back! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 My favorite is Allardjd's comment and he is the winner...Very well spotted too....maybe you have an eagle eye (or should it be a warthog's eye!!!) Over to you John Martin Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Thank you, Captain... Here's the next one. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 1 hour ago, allardjd said: Thank you, Captain... Here's the next one. So, this is what happens when you try and land an A-10 wearing gloves with holes in!!! (Sorry....couldn't resist that one, John!!!) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 State Troopers have been brought in to reinforce Caution Tape 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 This is what happens when PABST Blue Ribbon pilots attempt a take off. (...and I couldn't resist either. ~Matt.) Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) And as in uffish thought (s)he stood, the Jabberwock with eyes of flame came whiffling through the tulgey wood, and burbled as it came. Edited October 20, 2016 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Clinton supporters have taken extreme measures to stop Trump from winning! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Reports of a bright green light falling to earth over Roswell are being taken seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 State trouper guards evidence of Samsungs latest battery disaster. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Well that's blown it , l will have to look else where for parts for my new flight sim cockpit. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 On a solemn note, R.I.P. Lieutenant Commander Kevin "Kojak" Davis Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 To save cash the USA are now using dummies in place of real guards at crash sites. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 "..wonder if that bearing in front of me, would fit to my truck..size looks good.." Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Hmmmm. I am sure there is a aircraft crash site around here somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Zzzzzzzzz.....Zzzzzzzzz......Zzzzzzz Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Warning: Large Hornets Nest Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 On 10/19/2016 at 13:07, allardjd said: Thank you, Captain... Here's the next one. State Trooper caught napping while terrorists blow up plane. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Wakey WAKEY!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 On 10/20/2016 at 07:34, J G said: State trouper guards evidence of Samsungs latest battery disaster. Oh, that's mine. Sorry, guys, I was asleep at the switch. I'm going to give it to JG for the above, but a couple of the others were pretty good too. John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Thanks John. Sorry for the delay I have been otherwise occupied. I crossed the pond the other day and the Virgin stewardess made an announcement asking any one with a Samsung Note 7 to surrender it to a crew member immediately. So perhaps my caption wasn't that funny!. Have a go at: Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Two Blue Angels giving a 120% effort. (6/5 - get it?) John Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 The Twornet is a fearsome and versatile aircraft on the battlefield...but a bitch to land at the airfield. Link to post Share on other sites
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