dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 Living proof that cats leak! If you fill one with water it will run out of the cats paws! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 Felix regrets sticking his paws into the owners Vindaloo! Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 How's that for a set of gnashers, tell you what, the mice dont like them one little bit!! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Sucks to be a white cat, it's harder to convince your room mates that you don't need teeth cleaning, by comparison. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 On 2/6/2017 at 11:45, J G said: And this is the last thing a mouse sees! It helps to have a glass of water to wash it down We have a winner!! I am giving this one to John....I just love it!! Well done......over to you now!! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Me...Again! Shows you what a warped mind I must have! Have a go at this: Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Boldly going where no dog has gone before........ Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 New line of dog umbrellas fails to take off......! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 New devise now available to stop dogs mating..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Sneak preview of the Bud Lite advertisement for Super Bowl 2018..... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 "Spock, you have the helm." Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 "Going to Woof Speed 5" the helmsman barked! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Captain, I don't think that was the Warp Core he just ejected! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 (edited) Prepare to launch Rear Poopedos! Target their forward sensor arrays and initiate evasive maneuvers! Edited February 8, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 "If you think I look silly, wait til you see the Klingon Bird of Prey..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Engage.Warp 6..........................Woooffff! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Now the Enterprise can lick it's own Klingons off! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Montgomery Scott's early experiments in Transwarp Transporting had a dire effect on Jonathan Archers beagle, It even changed the breed! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 A winner! On 08/02/2017 at 22:13, Holdit said: "If you think I look silly, wait till you see the Klingon Bird of Prey..." Over to you Paul 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Hmmm...my muse seems to be on strike this week, so I'll try this: (Natrually, any lines from the actual episode will result in disqualification, heh, heh.) Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) I like flying in planes....you know....it makes me closer to God somehow!! So, how would a ride in a submarine make you feel......? Edited February 21, 2017 by Tristarcaptain Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 You know....planes remind me of church. See behind me.....? Those curtains.....?...Isn't that the confession booth for Catholics...? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Relax, lightening is God's handshake I hope he brought plenty of wine along then Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 I was hoping for a bit more turbulence this flight. It generates a lot of prayer request tips, and free drinks. I know right?! Lots of hand wringing and worried looks really pull them in...stupid clear air. Yeah. Flip you for drinks? Sure. Link to post Share on other sites
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