allardjd 1,853 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Who Moved My Cheese? - - - apologies to Dr. Spencer Johnson. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Straighten up and stay right! Cool down pussy don't you blow your top! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 On 3/27/2017 at 12:57, J G said: There was a young mouse of Gujarat Who smiled as he rode on a cat; They returned from the ride With the mouse still on top, And the gun not yet gone pop. On 3/27/2017 at 13:07, Captain Coffee said: We witness a plucky blue mouse hijack an orange cat; genus House With his gun he set course Destination: "Head north". It's a cat, instead they went south. Funny yes but not sure if they would fit in that small speech bubble. I'll leave this up for another day or two. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Agreed...just went for the laugh with that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 What you worried about ? They say Cats have got Nine lives, and I have only got Six bullets. Don't you feel lucky Puss !!!! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Go on puss! Make my day! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 "Forward... Now stop...Sit....Stand...If you roll, i swear, i pull the trigger". 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Funny captions all, thanks for joining in the fun. I'm going with Martin's caption "'Go ahead punk. Make my day'!! , my kind of punchline. The original caption was "Bark like a dog", mine would have been, "Heard you were looking for me". Over to you Martin...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Ok...thanks. I must admit that there were some good ones. I must admit that I really like Captain Coffee's 'Hello, my name is Indigo Mousetoy. You killed my father. Prepare to die' Maybe if you have not seen a certain movie, that one would escape you! So......let see your best efforts with this one...Incidentally, I did take the picture many years ago (I try and use original photos to avoid any potential copyright issues).... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 The boss decided that the new austerity measures had better start with himself! .............but he really misses the Jag! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 The boss wanted his employees to think he was being eco friendly, .........but they didn't see him cycle across the car park to his waiting Limo! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 The MD got the bike, .........the employees got skateboards! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 (edited) Sadly the company closed. The workers were given the sack and told to go, the MD was told "on your bike" Edited March 31, 2017 by J G Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 With the unlocked bait bike and a lottery ticket placed temptingly underneath, the trap was set...recruiting for Unethical Managers has gotten tougher for companies without internet. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 How not to instill confidence at financial institutions Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 (edited) No, this is a statement about the female MD. .........I'll get my coat....... Edited April 1, 2017 by J G Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Knowing Managing Director Ignatius p. Stall, a pedantic short ...fused ...prick if I ever met one... I knew that he would probably be more upset by the illegally parked bicycle than the zero notice resignation letter I left below it. Regards. Coff. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) I knew the company was in trouble when I noticed that the MD had traded his Jag for a bike. Another clue was the repossession notice for the Jag on the floor. Edited April 1, 2017 by J G Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 ...and on Monday, the CEO noticed something that made him think the board was less than appreciative of his efforts. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 When they told the new CEO he'd be getting his own company vehicle, this wasn't quite what he'd envisioned! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Poundland are really harsh on their company car rules! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 NOTE ON THE GROUND: Thanks for the use of your wheels - feel free to use mine, which I've left behind for you. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 When the board decided to fire you and told you to "Get on yer bike", they weren't joking! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Did anyone else notice that the managing director looks awful sweaty lately Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) It may be reserved for our MD, but he won't be going anywhere FAST 1. Flat front tyre- No pump. 2. Lost key to Bike lock 3. He can't even open the door, due to some bright spark who left his bike park against the door. I wonder who it was . Edited April 5, 2017 by mike H Link to post Share on other sites
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