dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 The skipper just couldn't forget his days as a Huey pilot in 'Nam! Link to post Share on other sites
Mistwalker 3 Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 No more bird strikes for ME! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Aren't you always annoyed when an aircraft doesn't vacate the runway in time, making you go-around? Well, we have the solution for you! A 'polite' word about your gun and they'll soon be off the runway! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Percussion-Actuated Emergency Decompression Initiator, prior to it's first in-flight test. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 It used to be "Fly the friendly skies" but times have changed, now it's "You want to fly with us, sit down, buckle up, shut up and have your credit card ready...or else" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 "America's air superiority takes a step forward today when plans were announced.........." Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Captain is thinking just before he leaves for the airport is one piece of hand luggage full of Ammo enough. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 I'll bet I get the runway I request next time. John Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Ryanair's new method for making sure people get to their seats on time faces a government inquiry Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Every pilot has their own idea of what is the best EFB for today times. Effective Firepower Backup Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Pilot Prune having just been told he's been fired! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 You would be surprised at what you can find in the overhead lockers these days. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 First officer Plonk got his facts mixed up at the flight briefing, He was flying INTO Wellington , NOT flying IN a Wellington! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 To all you Flight Jockey's out there. This is how we do it in the U.S of A Always come prepared. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Don't let the smile fool ya. The medication's were just not working for Capt. Krasee this morning. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 "What part of working undercover, did you not understand?" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,489 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Capt Randazzo had packed his persuader to deal with Tom Allensworth Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Yesterday, the voices said to stay home and clean the guns. Today I'm off for work. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,489 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 That's scary John! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Ladies and Gen'lemen, where we're goin' there's bears and there's injuns ! We'd best be prepared! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 That's scary John! That's a scary gun. John Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Don't worry folks it's not a real gun i was told by the guy who sold it to me it only fires Blanks Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 Great captions so far ), tomorrow should i name the winner, yes? Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Thank for all of you, its funny how a few words can make you smile or laugh loud. It was really hard to choose, but i just kept looking at the picture and ... "Pilot Prune having just been told he's been fired!" - the win goes to Alan. Also i liked very much - "Don't let the smile fool ya. The medication's were just not working for Capt. Krasee this morning." Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Thanks Eddie. I'll see what I can find for the next one. Link to post Share on other sites
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