allardjd 1,853 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Gotta' remember - down is up! John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Practicing every day, Jake thought that by learning to plow the fields, as well as spray them, he could corner the farm market. And the winner is, Brett, over to you sir! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Thanks Alan. Next up is....... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 FO to Captain. "What the flock was that?" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Would passenger A Hitchcock please keep his pets under control! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 I now pronounce the first British Airways sponsored pigeon race under way! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Hmmm , KFC are missing a trick here! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 FO to Captain. 'I had a dump this morning that came out like that.' Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 METO, please, they're getting away! John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 British Airways cargo flight runs in to problems when a crate of bird seed is split open in severe turbulence. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 F/O to Capt. Now I know why our call sign is Speedbird. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 It's a Bird It's a Plane it's just one of the passengers feeding the birds by getting rid of their inflight meal. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 British Airways loses the Royal Mail account to a cheaper competitor. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 BA have found a way of saving fuel costs by slip streaming birds. The only downside to this is they need to find away of getting the birds to go where BA wants to fly too. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 B.A. quickly abandoned the new anchovy oil based airliner varnish after an early test flight revealed a problem when landing at a coastal airport...ground crews there reported unsatisfactory results as well and the aircraft had to be stripped of varnish before it could leave the field. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 ~ Dive ~ ~ lads ~ ~ Dive ~ there's another clean - shiny aircraft for us to Dump On. * * * * * * * ** Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Angry Birds seen here attacking an aircraft due to new early morning flights disturbing their sleep patterns. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Migrating Birds find an easier way to the UK by hitching a free ride. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Clever Birds at Heathrow have found out that by keeping close to incoming aircraft they can't hear the sounds of the bird scaring devices. Link to post Share on other sites
UKJim 502 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 BA Spy mission - "SHHhhh they can't see us!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 BA anounces it's new SkyLaunch flying pigeon loft service! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Nice effort everyone, funny stuff. I have to give this one to the boss man, it's what I thought when I first saw it. Over to you Joe........... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Thanks Brett, you can keep your job Back soon with anotherr Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Thanks, I think. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Here we go... Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now