J G 927 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Hon..Honissssly, gov..ner, I hsssent touch..ed a drop, Hic! , Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Placard: Release Brakes Before Towing! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Cpt - Ok, now park it nicely on the left side. No, the other left. Link to post Share on other sites
Ruzzo 59 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Captain - "Sorry everyone, there was an animal running across the runway. I had to swerve." Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 FO to captain Deed I tell you about my landing in Wichita I deed earlier dis week? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Captain to investigators- "Yes I was trained in Korea, what does that have to do with it." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Singapore Airlines Pilot admits to texting while landing. Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Co pilot to Captain "Did I just spot roadkill in the middle of the runway"... Captain "No son, I think that was David Blaine practicing his latest magic trick...looks like he went right between the wheels" Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 345 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Singapore Airlines still refuse to pay apron fees.. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Pilot loses the plot when he tries to do a "Donut" to celebrate his first successful landing. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 ATC told me to leave the runway asap so i did. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 Hey I have just finished cutting that bit of grass. Can't you see where you are going. Thanks alot mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Pilot's Personal Log: Thank god the Co-Pilot hates Tim Curry and Rocky Horror Picture show...the inflight movie's I'll timed "Time Warp" lyric nearly cost my job today. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Quick thinking pilot saves the day, due to faulty brakes. He uses the grass to slow his aircraft down. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Time for runway 'exit turn' not 'S' turn you dummy. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 It was foggy, and I figured if I swerved like this I was bound to hit the runway at some point! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Airbus pilot discovers that the two flat things on the floor are not just footrests. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 And the winner is! It was foggy, and I figured if I swerved like this I was bound to hit the runway at some point! Well done Al, over to you Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 This is for Alan while we are waiting for him to come back healthy and good as new. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 That brings back memories Brett of my angiogram, trouble was I originally put the gown on back to front and it wasn't just my bum sticking out, I wondered why the nurse had a red face! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 That brings back memories Brett of my angiogram, trouble was I originally put the gown on back to front and it wasn't just my bum sticking out, I wondered why the nurse had a red face! I gather she was suitably impressed. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Once she stopped laughing and making tiny gestures with finger and thumb,... yes Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 The answer, of course, is to wear two, one facing each way. If you did, they'd probably charge you double, however. John Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 No captain, I told you already, the new terminal won't be completed until 2015. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Are we putting the caption before the picture No captain, I told you already, the new terminal won't be completed until 2015. Link to post Share on other sites
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