mike H 456 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 ATC told me to leave the runway asap so i did. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 Hey I have just finished cutting that bit of grass. Can't you see where you are going. Thanks alot mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Pilot's Personal Log: Thank god the Co-Pilot hates Tim Curry and Rocky Horror Picture show...the inflight movie's I'll timed "Time Warp" lyric nearly cost my job today. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Quick thinking pilot saves the day, due to faulty brakes. He uses the grass to slow his aircraft down. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Time for runway 'exit turn' not 'S' turn you dummy. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 It was foggy, and I figured if I swerved like this I was bound to hit the runway at some point! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Airbus pilot discovers that the two flat things on the floor are not just footrests. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,489 Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 And the winner is! It was foggy, and I figured if I swerved like this I was bound to hit the runway at some point! Well done Al, over to you Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 This is for Alan while we are waiting for him to come back healthy and good as new. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,489 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 That brings back memories Brett of my angiogram, trouble was I originally put the gown on back to front and it wasn't just my bum sticking out, I wondered why the nurse had a red face! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 That brings back memories Brett of my angiogram, trouble was I originally put the gown on back to front and it wasn't just my bum sticking out, I wondered why the nurse had a red face! I gather she was suitably impressed. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,489 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Once she stopped laughing and making tiny gestures with finger and thumb,... yes Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 The answer, of course, is to wear two, one facing each way. If you did, they'd probably charge you double, however. John Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 No captain, I told you already, the new terminal won't be completed until 2015. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Are we putting the caption before the picture No captain, I told you already, the new terminal won't be completed until 2015. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Hi guys, Back again, not much in the photo box at the moment but have a go at this one. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 (Singing) I got one wing on my Typhoon, and i'm still roiling along, The Jerries are chasing me Bullets fly, right on by, But I'm singing a happy song! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Showing your age remembering that old song John. Not heard from The New Christy Minstrels for years! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,489 Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Pilot > Oh damn! Ginger it looks like I am going to prang the kite! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RghKdGn8h5A Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 I told you to read the manual first Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 So you thought flying lead was a promotion, huh? Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 Ah...so that second wing wasn't actually a spare. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Charlie you have Bogies on you tail. Thanks alot mate, but you are B----- to late telling me that now. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 No, no, zig...ohhh, he zagged. Link to post Share on other sites
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