mutley 4,498 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Ok, let's get this going again. The winner of the last caption was Dodgy Alan with "After being investigated by the ministry of finance, the MD tries to shred all the evidence of his luxury lifestyle". Over to you Al Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 OK chaps and chapesses, Have a go with this one! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 The fish think I'm a shark. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Snoooooore, bump, splash, humgph, huh, Mike was awakened to a harrowing sight........ Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 This wasn't in the PIREPS Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Polish Top Gun pilot after flipping off his reflection Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Just getting my own back on Jaws Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Just getting up on the plane. Who said a plane can't plane on water. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Student: How long are you going to keep me under the hood, sir? Sir? SIR? Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 First I collect the water to fill the tanks then off to do some crop spraying. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Unable to take off from the ice field, Eskimos upended the aircraft, embedding the tail in the ice and used the aircraft as a wind turbine to power their fridges. This also solves the problem of a lack of a town jail. Any convicted miscreant was given the uncomfortable job of wind turbine controller for the period of conviction. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 This is how us Aussies fly. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 It should bite now, any moment. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Danged if I can see any crops growing here.. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Practicing every day, Jake thought that by learning to plow the fields, as well as spray them, he could corner the farm market. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Gotta' remember - down is up! John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Practicing every day, Jake thought that by learning to plow the fields, as well as spray them, he could corner the farm market. And the winner is, Brett, over to you sir! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Thanks Alan. Next up is....... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 FO to Captain. "What the flock was that?" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Would passenger A Hitchcock please keep his pets under control! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 I now pronounce the first British Airways sponsored pigeon race under way! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Hmmm , KFC are missing a trick here! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 FO to Captain. 'I had a dump this morning that came out like that.' Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 METO, please, they're getting away! John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 British Airways cargo flight runs in to problems when a crate of bird seed is split open in severe turbulence. Link to post Share on other sites
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