mike H 456 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 F/O to Capt. Now I know why our call sign is Speedbird. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 It's a Bird It's a Plane it's just one of the passengers feeding the birds by getting rid of their inflight meal. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 British Airways loses the Royal Mail account to a cheaper competitor. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 BA have found a way of saving fuel costs by slip streaming birds. The only downside to this is they need to find away of getting the birds to go where BA wants to fly too. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 B.A. quickly abandoned the new anchovy oil based airliner varnish after an early test flight revealed a problem when landing at a coastal airport...ground crews there reported unsatisfactory results as well and the aircraft had to be stripped of varnish before it could leave the field. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 ~ Dive ~ ~ lads ~ ~ Dive ~ there's another clean - shiny aircraft for us to Dump On. * * * * * * * ** Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Angry Birds seen here attacking an aircraft due to new early morning flights disturbing their sleep patterns. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Migrating Birds find an easier way to the UK by hitching a free ride. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Clever Birds at Heathrow have found out that by keeping close to incoming aircraft they can't hear the sounds of the bird scaring devices. Link to post Share on other sites
UKJim 502 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 BA Spy mission - "SHHhhh they can't see us!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 BA anounces it's new SkyLaunch flying pigeon loft service! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Nice effort everyone, funny stuff. I have to give this one to the boss man, it's what I thought when I first saw it. Over to you Joe........... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Thanks Brett, you can keep your job Back soon with anotherr Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Thanks, I think. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Here we go... Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Hon..Honissssly, gov..ner, I hsssent touch..ed a drop, Hic! , Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Placard: Release Brakes Before Towing! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Cpt - Ok, now park it nicely on the left side. No, the other left. Link to post Share on other sites
Ruzzo 59 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Captain - "Sorry everyone, there was an animal running across the runway. I had to swerve." Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 FO to captain Deed I tell you about my landing in Wichita I deed earlier dis week? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Captain to investigators- "Yes I was trained in Korea, what does that have to do with it." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Singapore Airlines Pilot admits to texting while landing. Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Co pilot to Captain "Did I just spot roadkill in the middle of the runway"... Captain "No son, I think that was David Blaine practicing his latest magic trick...looks like he went right between the wheels" Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 345 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Singapore Airlines still refuse to pay apron fees.. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Pilot loses the plot when he tries to do a "Donut" to celebrate his first successful landing. Link to post Share on other sites
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