Holdit 106 Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) Some good ones there. I think the winner has to be Tristar Captain for this one: "Conclusive proof that Putin DID have secret talks with Donald Trump...! " , mainly because of the image it puts in my head of Putin sitting shivering in the back of an An-2 as it takes over 48 hours to chug its way from Moscow to Washington. Over to you Martin. Edited February 3, 2017 by Holdit Silly typos 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) Ok guys and ladies....I know that at least one of you has a cat...my wife and I have four!! Here is Lily in a nice pose....so let's see what caption you can come up with..... Edited February 4, 2017 by Tristarcaptain missed word Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 "I said shaken, NOT stirred...DAMMIT!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Why don't these humans leave me alone, I have a window sill with my name on it. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 "Wowser, that's cold" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 "NO WAY, get that silly princess outfit away from me" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 No Gin? It's a catastrophe! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Ice water brain freeze. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Who let the Dogs out Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Clever Lily puts her paw in my glass to test the temp. for me. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Honest I did not drink some of your drink, why don't you just smell my breath. I don't bite. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Oh Meow Me OW... you. expect. ME. to. put. MY. nose. into. this. cold. glassware!!?? FILL IT BACK UP HUMAN! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 ..And this is the last thing a mouse sees! It helps to have a glass of water to wash it down. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 P,O Prune instantly regretted believing the girl who told him that if he bought her a drink , she'd open her pussy for him! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 6, 2017 Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just now, dodgy-alan said: P,O Prune instantly regretted believing the girl who told him that if he bought her a drink , she'd open her pussy for him! OOOh Matron!!! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 Living proof that cats leak! If you fill one with water it will run out of the cats paws! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2017 Felix regrets sticking his paws into the owners Vindaloo! Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 How's that for a set of gnashers, tell you what, the mice dont like them one little bit!! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Sucks to be a white cat, it's harder to convince your room mates that you don't need teeth cleaning, by comparison. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 On 2/6/2017 at 11:45, J G said: And this is the last thing a mouse sees! It helps to have a glass of water to wash it down We have a winner!! I am giving this one to John....I just love it!! Well done......over to you now!! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Me...Again! Shows you what a warped mind I must have! Have a go at this: Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Boldly going where no dog has gone before........ Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 New line of dog umbrellas fails to take off......! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 New devise now available to stop dogs mating..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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