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Another 40 one liners, warning, some of them may have been posted before! 1. A plateau is the highest form of flattery. 2. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 3. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. 4. A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran. 5. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. 6. A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.” 7. I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can s

We are about to overthrow the Kaiser, ........It's a military coo!

...and they just might do it. The larger projects so far don't seem to be producing much except virtual black holes for other people's money. John

There will be 2 versions of the McKinnon PC12 in the download from the file library later, a British reg and a Canadian reg: Canada United Kingdom I will place the download in the File Library as soon as I finish the upload files..

Yeah, the wife rules should be rule #1 and rule #2 is that if rule #1 does not apply, see rule #1. John

Iain, Will there be an update released for the Scotflight Photo version for P3D? Some buildings are not displayed at the moment.

Plus you can go fast in this one.

We used to sing this old one at infants school. The Grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, His case comes up next week.

Ooops, went to thank Brian and clicked your post by mistake Joe. Well, there is always something to thank you for so it stands. @Brian-

Col Sanders early experiments for a franchise on the Russian front had mixed results.

My last shot. Can someone tell who ever is trying to fly this a/c that the tanks near the ends of the wings are not Floats !!!