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dodgy-alan

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  1. Love that second shot, still a great looking aircraft.
  2. Very unusual angle. I like it.
  3. Constipation, (Due to no loo rolls available!)
  4. At the end of their front line service, many jets are sent off to become target drones or to become test aircraft for various military and experimental work. Most are easily identified by splashes of bright red paint in certain areas. They usually acquire a Q designation to identify them from the Active service machines. Those used as targets are often flown by remote control and frequently destroyed. Here we have a QF-8 Crusader involved in such work. Thanks for viewing
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    SLUF!

    A few from my FS9 archives, the venerable A-7 Corsair. ( or the Short Little Ugly Fella ! ) Thanks for viewing
  6. Beautiful, The last gunfighter!
  7. Back to the songs, Don't fear the reaper! by Blue Oyster Cult.
  8. We now have a problem in our Mortuaries where even the deceased are getting worse, They are putting down to Coroner Virus. .........
  9. Covid was known about in the 1950s, The first symptom was the uncontrollable urge to start singing songs by Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby.... .They called it Crooner Virus
  10. Comb-over, a dodgy haircut worn by some blokes to try and disguise baldness.
  11. Superb, I actually have photos of the real Graf Zeppelin when she flew over Hounslow in West London, My late Aunt took them. The original has a telegraph wire going through it but with a bit of careful editing this has been removed.
  12. Interesting site, thanks for posting.
  13. One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny
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