rob16584 42 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I can't wait to hear what your new name is. This just takes a minute and will make you laugh. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, post it as a reply The following is excerpted from a children's book, 'Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants' by Dov Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So: 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice So my new name is Doombah Batty Brains Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 That makes me crusty dippin squirt I've been called worse! :dance: Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I think there's already way too much toilet humor in the world, and I don't like to see it in children's books. But since this isn't a children's site... ...Farcus Frickentush, or should that be Fricken-Tush? John Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Mine is Goober Dippin-Dunkin I sound like a small flat cake that is crisp and usually sweet that you dip in your tea. :dance: Link to post Share on other sites
needles 1,011 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Hello, My name is Dorky Chuckle Face I'm not happy. :dance: Link to post Share on other sites
stu7708 244 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Funky Snikle-Brains feel alright... But i'm not sure of the meaning of the word Snikle........ Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Dorky Farkle-Fanny! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Dorky Farkle-Fanny! It suits you Phil! Link to post Share on other sites
TSR 2 1 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 I am Boobie hamster hump!! TRB Liver hamster hump and other half is dorfus hamster hump!! Such fun!! Link to post Share on other sites
Troy 0 Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Fluffy Farkle Tush Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I am Boobie hamster hump!!TRB Liver hamster hump and other half is dorfus hamster hump!! Such fun!! A family of hamster humps! Link to post Share on other sites
RB16015 0 Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I'am now know as mister triple D Dinky Dippin Doodle Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Crusty Dippin Doodle! Link to post Share on other sites
TapA321 0 Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 hmmm... Fluffy Waffle Brains :biggrin: Cheers, George Link to post Share on other sites
icudan 5 Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Ah Sloopy Chicken-Butt. :biggrin: Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 AhSloopy Chicken-Butt. :biggrin: Classic! Link to post Share on other sites
simi_av8r 0 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 as much as i hate to drag up old topics, i just seen this...so here's my new name: sleezy snickle hump Link to post Share on other sites
CSoul 182 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Dorfus Chuckle-Lips. Now why does that make me think of the Cheshire Cat...? :atwc: Link to post Share on other sites
Dizzy 0 Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Snickle Potty Sprinkles I kinda like it Link to post Share on other sites
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