mike H 456 Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Sorry mate it was thick fog when I landed. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Just throw cold water on them. John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 David Attenborough.... "He we see the lesser-spotted common green and brown striped Avro mating. You will notice that the male is much smaller than the female, and If you look carefully at the female you can see the underbelly 'doors', as they are called, from which she will lay her fertilized eggs. The unprotected male is well forward on the females body to avoid the dangerous sting in her tail ...." Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 David Attenborough.... "He we see the lesser-spotted common green and brown striped Avro mating. You will notice that the male is much smaller than the female, and If you look carefully at the female you can see the underbelly 'doors', as they are called, from which she will lay her fertilized eggs. The unprotected male is well forward on the females body to avoid the dangerous sting in her tail ...." LOL, I like it. Over to you John. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 OK try this..... Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 Photobomb!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 Don't look now but!!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 Hey! why's the photographer running away? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 And you thought it was dangerous to look down and fiddle with the car radio. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 Faces have been pixelated to protect the stupid........ Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 'And only this morning my little Eddie here spoke his first wor Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 'And when my little Eddie grows up he wants to be a pilot just like his da Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Hi guys S _ _t happens when you least expect it. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Just as I said, flying a plane is childs play. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 We’re like dice thrown on the plains planes of destiny -written by Rita Mae Brown -bastardized by brett Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 And this weeks Darwin Award goes to.... Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 Proud father capt. J_ _ _s shows off his baby to the camera. When asked who is flying the plane he replied not to worry as I have engaged the AP. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 The new Armored'roid demonstrated its rugged nature inpressively when one was discovered undamaged and holding the answer to what caused the collision between two airliners last week, despite both planes FDRs being reduced to near molten slag. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 'And when my little Eddie grows up he wants to be a pilot just like his da I am going to give this one to Hifly with the above. - over to you Geoff! P.S. My entry for this one would have been: "The captain thought the only shit he was in was the leaking nappy on this lap" Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Thanks John, just give me a while to sort out a picture. Are you back in the sUnK? Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Are you back in the sUnK? I am. Back in the cold and wet. Dubai was warm and dry (Although, unlike the Emirate Sharjah, which I visited during my stay, not in the alcoholic sense). Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 I am bursting with anticipation Geoff!! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 EEEK! I am trying to find a good pic. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 No problem, 'twas only a nudge Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 Folks, I most sincerely apologise for the delay in getting a picture posted for this competition but it is for the following reasons: 1. My archive of humorous aviation pictures is non existent. 2. I'm having trouble posting screenshots here for some reason. Therefore I must thank John Guest, (there's a fiver on its way to you John), for awarding me the winner of this esteemed competition. Is there a prize? Is it in the post? So John, would you please chose a runner up to be the next contributer. Sorry mate. Link to post Share on other sites
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