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"Right we'll just get this one bedded in and then I want to put a row of English Electric Lightnings in the bed over there against the wall. They will look lovely when they bloom in the spring"

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Thanks Eddie, ok have a go with this one..

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David Attenborough....

 

"He we see the lesser-spotted common green and brown striped Avro mating.  You will notice that the male is much smaller than the female, and If you look carefully at the female you can see the underbelly 'doors', as they are called, from which she will lay her fertilized eggs. The unprotected  male is well forward on the females body to avoid the dangerous sting in her tail ...."

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David Attenborough....

 

"He we see the lesser-spotted common green and brown striped Avro mating.  You will notice that the male is much smaller than the female, and If you look carefully at the female you can see the underbelly 'doors', as they are called, from which she will lay her fertilized eggs. The unprotected  male is well forward on the females body to avoid the dangerous sting in her tail ...."

LOL, I like it. Over to you John. :thum:

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'And when my little Eddie grows up he wants to be a pilot just like his da

 

I am going to give this one to Hifly with the above. - over to you Geoff!

 

P.S. My entry for this one would have been:

 

"The captain thought the only shit he was in was the leaking nappy on this lap"  

 

:D 

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Are you back in the sUnK?

 

I am. Back in the cold and wet. :( Dubai was warm and dry :) (Although, unlike the Emirate Sharjah, which I visited during my stay, not in the alcoholic sense). :D

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Folks, I most sincerely apologise for the delay in getting a picture posted for this competition but it is for the following reasons:

 

1. My archive of humorous aviation pictures is non existent.

 

2. I'm having trouble posting screenshots here for some reason.

 

Therefore I must thank John Guest, (there's a fiver on its way to you John), for awarding me the winner of this esteemed competition. Is there a prize? Is it in the post?

 

So John, would you please chose a runner up to be the next contributer.

 

Sorry mate. :th_blush:

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