brett 2,315 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DUCK? Bird strikes hijacking increasing to new levels, leaving authorities wondering what can be done. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Peking Duck! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Peking Duck! Bomb bay duck? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 The overconfident look quickly disappeared when Daffy realised the flap he was standing on started moving... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Duck Norris....Now starring in........The Bill ! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Psst! Dude! Your seat is facing backwards. You know that, yes? Yes?! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter?A: Because it was too far to walk!Boom boom! Thank you Basil Brush Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Nudge Nudge Brett, you must decide a winner! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Al, Brett posted the pic on my behalf as I can't post pics here for some obscure reason, new pc?!!! So it's up to me to pick a winner which I will do soon, it's a difficult decision though. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Knock knock...who's there...Daffy...Daffy who....daffinitnely don't want to be out here on this wing. (all right, I take that one back ) Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 And the winner is. Dodgy Al with Peking Duck. Well done Al. Tough choice though and a big thanks to Brett for posting an image on my behalf. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Thanks Geoff. The duck was delicious! OK try this one... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Rookie question: Should we follow him sir? Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Yep! We do it for amphibians too. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 The follow me car driver was now having second thoughts after dissing the tug driver. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Driver.. 'But Dulles tower said Taxi to parking via Delta, Golf, November, Foxtrot, cross Runway 12R, hold short of Runway 3.' Passenger.. 'Yes, but we are at Kennedy' 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Wow man..that was cool and we can keep the beer cold in the river too. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Toyota's test of their new pilot's car fails when the tester thought the pilot concerned was a harbour pilot! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Driver.. 'But Dulles tower said Taxi to parking via Delta, Golf, November, Foxtrot, cross Runway 12R, hold short of Runway 3.' Passenger.. 'Yes, but we are at Kennedy' And the winner this time is Joe! Over to you fella. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Thanks Al.. I will post the next one asap Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Here we go! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 "Who, Me" the captain said, "No, I haven't been drinking" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 1st Stewardess: "The Captains been acting strange today, don't you think" 2nd Stewardess; "He just found out his ex-wife is getting remarried, no more alimony" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 That's a selfie I would rather not see at v1! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 That's a selfie I think I would rather just not see, period. Link to post Share on other sites
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