allardjd 1,853 Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Extra points for insensitive, politically IN-correct responses. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Back off Jack!....Flying Carpets know no boarders. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 The surprise was evident on the fighter jocks face when Abdul conjured up a bird and threw it toward the intake. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 In the twinkling of an eye, Prince Husain appeared behind the fighter jet and opened up with four 20 mm Oerlikon cannons......... Link to post Share on other sites
MyPC8MyBrain 273 Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 aah forget light wight weapons bring out the big guns 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 "Dammit the heat seekers didn't work, I'll get him with the afterburners instead." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 "Don't get to close, it could be a trap, his robe looks kind of bulky." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 "Last time I saw a flying rug was when the Major Generals' wig blew off." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 To Abdul the term 'carpet bombing' was lost in translation. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Don't shoot, they're Allied Carpets! ..........and there isn't a sale on! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Don't shoot, they're Allied Carpets! ..........and there isn't a sale on! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Tailgating is not a good start in getting Arabs to start liking Americans. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Cut from sturdy cloth, the Arabian fighter carpet pilot hardly seemed ruffled despite the harrowing F16 pursuit. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 A fraction of a second later Abdul bent over in prayer and received an unexpected F16 suppository! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Achmed the terrorist asked to sit on his mat and pray to Mecca on the C-130 flight to Guantanamo. How was he to know what "Ramp release handle" meant, He couldn't speak English! Gave the escorting fighter jock a fright though! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Another day or so and I'll pull the plug on this one. Get your submissions in. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 ACLU Announcement; Just because someone is riding a magic carpet does not mean he is a terrorist. Recent pictures found on the Mutley's Hangar website show racial profiling and harassment by the USAF and it will not be tolerated. We will be filling a suit against the US Military and let the whole story be played out in court. Two years ago, a man named Amat *****(redacted)** was flying along at a legal speed and was carrying explosives from his warehouse, to a construction site his family was working on, when he was pulled over, searched, arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay without legal representation. We have taken his case, pro bono, hoping to end racial discrimination against Arab construction workers and will fight................... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I'm alll out of missiles. How about if I just shove an F-16 up his ass at mach 2.0 and see how that works out? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Even at 30,000 FT he still got stuck behind some douche-bag poking along in the wrong lane 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Well sir, it was like this, I was flying CAP when I ran across Habib on his daily commute to terrorist school so it was what you'd call 'a target of opportunity'. So I took advantage of the opportunity! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MyPC8MyBrain 273 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I’m sure Brett will use this transcript in court against us we are not raciest; we just speak what we think out loud 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wouldn't but you never know who else would. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 I have to go with Brett for the mock ACLU letter... "ACLU Announcement; Just because someone is riding a magic carpet does not mean he is a terrorist. Recent pictures found on the Mutley's Hangar website show racial profiling and harassment by the USAF and it will not be tolerated. We will be filling a suit against the US Military and let the whole story be played out in court. Two years ago, a man named Amat *****(redacted)** was flying along at a legal speed and was carrying explosives from his warehouse, to a construction site his family was working on, when he was pulled over, searched, arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay without legal representation. We have taken his case, pro bono, hoping to end racial discrimination against Arab construction workers and will fight..................." A very close second to Alan for his... "Achmed the terrorist asked to sit on his mat and pray to Mecca on the C-130 flight to Guantanamo. How was he to know what "Ramp release handle" meant, He couldn't speak English! Gave the escorting fighter jock a fright though!" Normally the shorter responses are best but I liked both of these even though they were amongst the longest. It's probably good that I wasn't writing the caption, for a number of reasons. Take it away, Brett. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Ok, not an easy one but will give it a try....... (John, PM me your caption for your last one. Would love to hear it. ) Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 (Looking at where the Orang appears to be staring) "Hmmm, mine doesnt look like that!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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