hifly 925 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 To Abdul the term 'carpet bombing' was lost in translation. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Don't shoot, they're Allied Carpets! ..........and there isn't a sale on! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Don't shoot, they're Allied Carpets! ..........and there isn't a sale on! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Tailgating is not a good start in getting Arabs to start liking Americans. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Cut from sturdy cloth, the Arabian fighter carpet pilot hardly seemed ruffled despite the harrowing F16 pursuit. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 A fraction of a second later Abdul bent over in prayer and received an unexpected F16 suppository! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Achmed the terrorist asked to sit on his mat and pray to Mecca on the C-130 flight to Guantanamo. How was he to know what "Ramp release handle" meant, He couldn't speak English! Gave the escorting fighter jock a fright though! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Another day or so and I'll pull the plug on this one. Get your submissions in. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 ACLU Announcement; Just because someone is riding a magic carpet does not mean he is a terrorist. Recent pictures found on the Mutley's Hangar website show racial profiling and harassment by the USAF and it will not be tolerated. We will be filling a suit against the US Military and let the whole story be played out in court. Two years ago, a man named Amat *****(redacted)** was flying along at a legal speed and was carrying explosives from his warehouse, to a construction site his family was working on, when he was pulled over, searched, arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay without legal representation. We have taken his case, pro bono, hoping to end racial discrimination against Arab construction workers and will fight................... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I'm alll out of missiles. How about if I just shove an F-16 up his ass at mach 2.0 and see how that works out? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Even at 30,000 FT he still got stuck behind some douche-bag poking along in the wrong lane 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Well sir, it was like this, I was flying CAP when I ran across Habib on his daily commute to terrorist school so it was what you'd call 'a target of opportunity'. So I took advantage of the opportunity! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MyPC8MyBrain 273 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I’m sure Brett will use this transcript in court against us we are not raciest; we just speak what we think out loud 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I wouldn't but you never know who else would. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 I have to go with Brett for the mock ACLU letter... "ACLU Announcement; Just because someone is riding a magic carpet does not mean he is a terrorist. Recent pictures found on the Mutley's Hangar website show racial profiling and harassment by the USAF and it will not be tolerated. We will be filling a suit against the US Military and let the whole story be played out in court. Two years ago, a man named Amat *****(redacted)** was flying along at a legal speed and was carrying explosives from his warehouse, to a construction site his family was working on, when he was pulled over, searched, arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay without legal representation. We have taken his case, pro bono, hoping to end racial discrimination against Arab construction workers and will fight..................." A very close second to Alan for his... "Achmed the terrorist asked to sit on his mat and pray to Mecca on the C-130 flight to Guantanamo. How was he to know what "Ramp release handle" meant, He couldn't speak English! Gave the escorting fighter jock a fright though!" Normally the shorter responses are best but I liked both of these even though they were amongst the longest. It's probably good that I wasn't writing the caption, for a number of reasons. Take it away, Brett. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Ok, not an easy one but will give it a try....... (John, PM me your caption for your last one. Would love to hear it. ) Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 (Looking at where the Orang appears to be staring) "Hmmm, mine doesnt look like that!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 "Now son, you have to be a very good boy today, or I wont let the witch-doctor turn you back" 4 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 'I'm sorry but Prince Harry is definitely not your father.' 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 You know what they say: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. " So...if you would be so kind as to prove you are an actual lady before I hand over any bananas...ook ook. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 We may be related, but YOU are not my mother! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Bump, is that all you guys can come up with? Guess it wasn't a good pic this time. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 'I'm sorry but Prince Harry is definitely not your father.' 'But maybe the guy who calls himself hifly is, there is a certain resemblance.' 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Whats with the long face,I know you live here but I only asked you if you knew the way out of this awful place. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 The ape at the back is thinking, "keep her talking ,in a minute i'll run out an mug her!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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