brett 2,316 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 CALLING DR SEUSS.....CALLING DR SEUSS...... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Once discovered by the Captain, the men covered up their giant party beer funnels by telling him that they were inventing a listening device and he actually tried them out........ Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 England fans, unable to get to Brazil, decide to construct a giant Vuvuzela so that it could be heard in Sao Paulo! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Britains deafest man gets new Tesco "Value" hearing aid! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Just trying the new NHS hearing device out. Can you speak up abit, I can't hear you. Try turning it on may help. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Don't SHOUT I am not deaf you know. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Montgomery is calling the sex lines again using the secure phone, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I'm sure I heard a pin drop? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Google decides to enter a new market. Never been easier to search for whispers. The results are unfiltered for now. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 Lilliputian engineers find an ingeneous use for discarded traffic cones! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 "Please. Somebody bring my glasses. I can hear it but i can't see it." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Shussh, it sounds like Myrtle just broke up with her boyfriend....... Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Henry recycled Madonnas' infamous bra into a hearing device he called the Boobascope. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Now all we have to do is wait for a low flying Ice Cream van! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Japanese Intelligence, having uncovered rumors of a secret weapon targeted on Hiroshima, are alert for any signs of its impending use. John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Following yet more government cutbacks the RAF unveils its new Earborne Warning and Control System, known by one and all as....Earwacs! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Ok. I am going to stop this one right now. I cant see anyone topping this:- Following yet more government cutbacks the RAF unveils its new Earborne Warning and Control System, known by one and all as....Earwacs! Absolutely inspired. Well done Alan. Over to you. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Thanks John, OK have fun with this one..... Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 A hanger fire caused CL606 to be overcome by smoke. CL618 bravely came to the rescue giving the stricken aircraft a fireman's lift out of the building. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 ALVIN!!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 The dangers of WAC watching. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Oh no not again, that's the third time I've done it this week. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Tie downs? We don't need tie-downs, rookie. The wind is always calm here this time of year. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 The competition for flight commander turned physical...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 "No, no! You can't use my gears!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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