dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Hey skipper, I don't think those twits at ISIS have quite worked out what sort of rocket they need to stop an aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Someone decided to ramp up the strike action. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Baggage loader to driver, " Now when I say go, see if you can get a enough power to fire this case at the aircraft!" Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 I really wanted to give it back to Brett for this one that had me belly laughing for a minute or so...having dealt with Union peeps while in the USAF. Let's wait'em out Lieutenant, they will never let him to go into overtime. Of course, the only real conflict resolution when dealing with this situation with Union peeps who are as reluctant to use reverse gear as FSX AI is: But I have a personal rule not to give a contest right back to the previous inflicter...soo... Giving it to Mike H for this one that made me think of the Monty Python bit "Just one more wafer thin mint?..." Hi yer have you got room for a little one Take it away Mike! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Thanks Matt will post one asap. Cheers Mike Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Have ago at this one.This is not an edit it happened while I was flying a B747 with AI traffic on. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Boeings reply to the A380 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 S.H.I.E.L.D begin testing a new "Bus" after Hydra make a mess of the old one! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Boeings new airliner forced to remain aloft for two years after they realise there is no runway big enough to land it anywhere! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 AirBust A500 "Pod of Whales" prototype makes first flight. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Air traffic controllers from 3 alternate universes had to play Rock, Papyrus, Scimitars to resolve a traffic conflict over Philadelphia when someone switched on a Tesla device recently put on display at the naval shipyards there. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Looks like that Richard Branson guy is at it again 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 My first guess is it might be Russian made Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Mon Deu! Cest Un Boeing manage a trois! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Good heavens, Boeing have created a flying Hot Dog! all it needs is some tomato ketchup along the top! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Someone was smoking some good shit when they designed this one man. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Someone was smoking some good shit when they designed this one man. Nice one John You are the winner with the above caption. I bet they had to give alot to the pilot to get him into the cockpit let alone take this 1200+ seater off the ground So it's over to you John. Cheers Mike Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Popular Mechanics 'Bloopers and Blunders through the Years' cover art 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 "Oh, God! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!! Engine No. 11 is losing power!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I know its not aircraft related, but is is flying related. Lets see what you make of this...... Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Fritz's frontline Friday pigeon fry ups were always popular. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 We are taking the prisoners back to HQ, they are a tough bunch and will not talk. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 As the war was nearing the end, and supplies were running short, all messages closed with " Essen Sie nicht den Boten ! " / "Don't eat the messenger!" Pardon my google german Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 As the war winds down, comm gear is harder to come by. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 New German flying back pack, only problem is how do you get the pigeons to flap their wings together. Link to post Share on other sites
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