allardjd 1,853 Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Ok who is the bright spark who removed my tyres. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) "You asked for tooth pickers. Now, you are complaining - they are too big." Edited August 19, 2016 by Gunner ..tought they were sparks... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) For his first carrier landing young Lieutenant Bush received High marks for his innovative demonstration of prop braking... And a thumbs-up from the deck crew for a fine job prop washing the deck... Or at least that's how he describes it. Edited August 17, 2016 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Ironically, Captain Nicholas "Sparks" Tesla did not acquire his Pilot handle as a result of an interest in electronics. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 I think you guys are mis-interpreting that photo. Those are wood chips from wood deck planking.... John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 After that landing Captain Schultz decided he was going to join a splinter group. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 There was plenty of kindling for the bbq that night. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Ironically, Captain Paul "Splinters" Bunyan did not receive his Pilot handle because of an interest in logging. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 .-. . --.- ..- . ... - -..-. .. -- -- . -.. .. .- - . -..-. - .-- . . --.. . .-. -..-. .-. . ... ..- .--. .--. .-.. -.-- request/immediate/tweezer/resupply 3 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 I told you it was a waste of time to laminate the deck. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Formally known as "Deadeye" the Captain didn't appreciate his new nickname "Chip" Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 (edited) Flight Sergeant "Chip" Woods used every available to improve his skill at his hobby of wood carving, and was the first man to invent a flying wood lathe. Edited August 29, 2016 by J G Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 The members of the deck crew closest to this event earned the nickname "The Porcupine Squad" by the medical staff who removed the splinters. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 Whoa, that's gonna leave a mark Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Okay, what clever sod swapped the propellor for a circular saw?! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Pilot to Navigator," I'm afraid the landing will be a bit choppy!" Nav thinks, "Well that's his career axed!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Whilst landing, Pilot Gerry Anderson has a brilliant idea for a new tunnelling machine to feature in his planned TV series! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 I'm going to go with Brett for his Morse-coded submittal, which he provided a translation for in the fine print. Your turn, Brett. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Thanks John, I'll get one up asap. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 Let's try this one for a change of pace, it's open season. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 The sommelier typically suggests the best pairing with your Beef Wellington would be our 2012 Red Bull. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 (edited) Sir if I were you I would not have the Spotty Dick for dessert, unless you want to end up with a face full of spots just like mine. Edited September 24, 2016 by mike H 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Give me a Big Smile first sir or I will not take your order. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 We are having a Very Casual Friday, so casual that the cook took the day off...today's Casual Friday menu: -Mac'ala fromage. -Jam stuffed cacahuètes on bread squares. -Crackers'duEau -Bâtons'dePain All of which pair wonderfully with our Tap'Eau. Link to post Share on other sites
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