brett 2,285 Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Sniff, sniff...not worth lifting my leg on 3 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 So you fly fast jets too Hum. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Officer K9 is quite impressed by the "remorseless rationality"* and "rigorous application of minimalism"* applied to the success of the 2CV...but still wants the intruder off of the ramp. *Attributed to noted automotive author L.J.K. Setright...one of Officer K9's favorite writers on automotive subjects. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Captain Coffee said: Officer K9 is quite impressed by the "remorseless rationality"* and "rigorous application of minimalism"* applied to the success of the 2CV...but still wants the intruder off of the ramp. *Attributed to noted automotive author L.J.K. Setright...one of Officer K9's favorite writers on automotive subjects. I remember LJK very well. He used to write for "Car" magazine back in the 1980s. A very respected motoring journalist. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,285 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I hate my owner, he always forgets me when he's checking out those flying things Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 On 5/21/2016 at 22:30, Captain Coffee said: Officer K9 is quite impressed by the "remorseless rationality"* and "rigorous application of minimalism"* applied to the success of the 2CV...but still wants the intruder off of the ramp. *Attributed to noted automotive author L.J.K. Setright...one of Officer K9's favorite writers on automotive subjects. And the winner this time is Matt. Anyone who remembers LJK is fine by me! Nicely done fella, over to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 I knew I should have attributed the 2CV Wikipedia article as the source of the attribution to LJK. This image just came into the Maui evening news: Please investigate: Edit: It occurs to me from some of the responses that I may have overestimated the Prow-ess of eyesight of the average Caption Thread participant. Please put on an extra pair of reading glasses Old friends, or two or three...they stack quite well to Bow'lster up the magnification, and have another look at the "Point" of the ship... and the image. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 ... Captain Coffee kills caption competition stone dead? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 European migrant crisis way off course? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Beechcraft Baron finds Marie Celeste? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Tip...take a closer look at the tip of the Marie Celeste....hehe. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, mutley said: ... Captain Coffee kills caption competition stone dead? I might just award the win to you for this one...hahaha. But lets give it a day. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Quickmarch was having one of those days! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Biggles suddenly realised that the large ship he'd planned on landing on was not actually the Aircraft Carrier he thought it was! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Missing cross channel ferry found in Hawaii. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Captain to crew I told you to shout out starboard. Why captain it say's in the rules power should give way to sail. Maybe if you had looked up at the sails and not at that aircraft you would have seen that our sails are down.. You're Fired 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Having missed her cruise ship departing from Hawaii, Mavis resorted to desperate measures to regain her voyage. She just hope the Wal-Mart parachute did what it said it would! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 "Lady's and Gentleman's, we are getting lower and as we pas the cruise ship, we will see, that it has a bumper sticker at the back. It says - I Brake For No One!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Gunner said: "Lady's and Gentleman's, we are getting lower and as we pas the cruise ship, we will see, that it has a bumper sticker at the back. It says - I Brake For No One!" That's a winner right there ladies and gentlemen. Take it away gunner. You nailed it, every freighter has that bumper sticker on it when it comes to sailboats. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Hehe, i had to look real close...have a go with this: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 The DISH contract was quite specific: Quote ALL leased equipment must be returned to the nearest DISH store for troubleshooting if there is any issue with the service provided...as troubleshooting/service is not provided above 7,000 foot elevation. ...a provision that might have given the residents of Machu Picchu cause to shop around a bit more for Satellite TV service had they been able to read the mostly English Lawereeze contract...but who reads those anyhow? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,285 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Thanks for the help guys...not Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,285 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Paco was worried when he started hearing the theme song to Golden Girls in his fillings 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,285 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Bets were being taken on which disc would fail first, the one on his head or the ones in his spine 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,285 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 The result of hiring locals to work at overseas government installations, things start dissapearing Link to post Share on other sites
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