brett 2,315 Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 The simulator operator was looking forward to debriefing the crew after unleashing his latest scenario "Wind Sheer Mayhem". Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 On 10/6/2016 at 23:46, Tristarcaptain said: And the news is, either Hillary or Donald will be the next President....!!! A great answer by Tristarcaptain and is my winner! Over to you Martin Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 Wow!! I won something...so unlike me!!! Actually, that was the first time I have entered, so is it tradition that I have to post a picture to be captained.......? If so, I need to know how to put a picture on here...... Thanks Martin Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Yep, your turn to post a picture Martin. Find the picture you want and safe it by right clicking on it and clicking on Save Picture As, safe it to your desktop(rename if you wish). Upload to an image hosting site, something like Photobucket or our own FS Snaps which you can find on our home page. All hosting sites require you to sign up for them. Once the image is uploaded you can copy the Direct Link and then paste it using the Insert Other Media button/Insert Image from URL right above the Submit Reply button. There are other ways to insert the image but that's how I do it. More info can be found here. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Okay....here is a picture for you all to have a go at. Have fun!!! Martin Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 A $30 million airplane and they can't afford to give him a pair of gloves without holes in them... John Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Yes mum, I have got my pack lunch with me. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 hey how do I close the hatch down Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Sir! Sir! I need a Pee! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 How jet pilots pick their noses in flight and other Top Secrets of Aviation: Tonight at 8 on Discovery Channel. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Beloved leader Kim Jong-un designed and test flew our countries latest fighter jet. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) To demonstrate the efficacy of their "Procedural and Automation Based Systems Training" PABST Blue Ribbon school graduate and Asiana Airlines chief pilot Harry Kim is seen here waving confidently as he sets out on his first ever flight in an advanced military jet after an intensive month of studying the aircraft manuals and procedures thoroughly in a classroom and simulator based training environment. The PABST program is being reviewed after Harry's fatal takeoff attempt, and the company is not allowed to comment publicly until after the investigation is completed. Edited October 16, 2016 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Flt Lt Prune decided that as the cockpit temperature was too hot he'd fly with the roof rolled back! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 My favorite is Allardjd's comment and he is the winner...Very well spotted too....maybe you have an eagle eye (or should it be a warthog's eye!!!) Over to you John Martin Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Thank you, Captain... Here's the next one. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 1 hour ago, allardjd said: Thank you, Captain... Here's the next one. So, this is what happens when you try and land an A-10 wearing gloves with holes in!!! (Sorry....couldn't resist that one, John!!!) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 State Troopers have been brought in to reinforce Caution Tape 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 This is what happens when PABST Blue Ribbon pilots attempt a take off. (...and I couldn't resist either. ~Matt.) Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) And as in uffish thought (s)he stood, the Jabberwock with eyes of flame came whiffling through the tulgey wood, and burbled as it came. Edited October 20, 2016 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Clinton supporters have taken extreme measures to stop Trump from winning! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Reports of a bright green light falling to earth over Roswell are being taken seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 State trouper guards evidence of Samsungs latest battery disaster. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Well that's blown it , l will have to look else where for parts for my new flight sim cockpit. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 On a solemn note, R.I.P. Lieutenant Commander Kevin "Kojak" Davis Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 To save cash the USA are now using dummies in place of real guards at crash sites. Link to post Share on other sites
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