Gunner 69 Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 "..wonder if that bearing in front of me, would fit to my truck..size looks good.." Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Hmmmm. I am sure there is a aircraft crash site around here somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Zzzzzzzzz.....Zzzzzzzzz......Zzzzzzz Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Warning: Large Hornets Nest Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 On 10/19/2016 at 13:07, allardjd said: Thank you, Captain... Here's the next one. State Trooper caught napping while terrorists blow up plane. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Wakey WAKEY!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 On 10/20/2016 at 07:34, J G said: State trouper guards evidence of Samsungs latest battery disaster. Oh, that's mine. Sorry, guys, I was asleep at the switch. I'm going to give it to JG for the above, but a couple of the others were pretty good too. John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Thanks John. Sorry for the delay I have been otherwise occupied. I crossed the pond the other day and the Virgin stewardess made an announcement asking any one with a Samsung Note 7 to surrender it to a crew member immediately. So perhaps my caption wasn't that funny!. Have a go at: Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Two Blue Angels giving a 120% effort. (6/5 - get it?) John Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 The Twornet is a fearsome and versatile aircraft on the battlefield...but a bitch to land at the airfield. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 ....Here we find two Blue Angels in there natural habitat making new generations of Blue Angels... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 That landing gear it's mine, confirm?! ..No, man, no, that's mine, yours is the left one... ..No..no, i'm pretty sure it's mine.. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Is this what's meant by a wheels up landing? Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Read in Richard Attenborough voice: Unlike most of the stinging bees, which tend to reproduce via a queen bee deep within a hive, the Hornet, like the nimble dragon fly, breeds mid air displaying skillful aerial prowess in accomplishing the complicated maneuvers required to perform the mating act...however, unlike the more furtive Dragonfly, Hornets tend to Do It near the ending of impressive aerial public displays. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Impressed that you even know who David Attenborough is Coff! Respect! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, mutley said: Impressed that you even know who David Attenborough is Coff! Respect! no, I meant this guy...whoever he is was...coff coff. Edited December 8, 2016 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Ah! Dear, dear Dickie, he's such a luvvie!! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Luvvies Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Luvvie? Isn't that the same as being called an... Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 "First look at the prototype of the new Narcissus jet fighter." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Ok , what clever bugger used superglue on the undercarriage legs! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 I am going to give this to Matt for: On 12/8/2016 at 18:31, Captain Coffee said: Read in Richard Attenborough voice: Unlike most of the stinging bees, which tend to reproduce via a queen bee deep within a hive, the Hornet, like the nimble dragon fly, breeds mid air displaying skillful aerial prowess in accomplishing the complicated maneuvers required to perform the mating act...however, unlike the more furtive Dragonfly, Hornets tend to Do It near the ending of impressive aerial public displays. And for his knowledge of Mr Attenborough! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 (edited) Thank you very much. I'll have a look around the webs for something suitable for the next round, after my coffee finishes recharging my morning brain. See if you can work out the right or wrong way of this one: Edited December 15, 2016 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 It was high noon at Tucson international Airport........ 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Sir, You will have to turn around sir, this is a military restricted taxiway. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 I'm going with the guy that just landed and not your Christmas present. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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