dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 One bee to another, " I know it makes a similar sound, but I really don't think this is our long lost cousin Eric". ............"besides which, he was only half a bee!" ( Python Fans will get it!) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Passengers reacted in horror when the Captain was overheard saying, "Let's smoke them bees". 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Upon learning that neonicotinoid pesticides are banned in some EU nations...swarms of Bee refugees are attempting to flee the US to the EU for safer lives for their hives. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) I am going to give this to Alan for his Eric the half a bee caption. I think that most of the bees in the picture are about to join Eric in being bisected accidentally! An honorable mention goes to Matt for his bee refugee caption. I guess a wall wouldn't work in this case. Edit: Should it be refugee or refubee? Edited January 17, 2017 by J G 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) On 1/16/2017 at 16:53, J G said: ... An honorable mention goes to Matt for his bee refugee caption. I guess a wall wouldn't work in this case. Edit: Should it be refugee or refubee? I am ashamed I missed that opportunity...Great Catch. Edited January 18, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Thanks Matt, I'll trawl through my pics and see what I've got. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Here you go folks, have a go at this one, Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 "Famous Australian stunt pilot arrives in the UK." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Alan makes one last hangar striping pass before heading back to the paint shop to refill the rudder tank with yellow ramp paint. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 One Aircraft spotter to another, "I think it's a taildragger." 3 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Pilot: How's that? Pretty impressive, eh? Girlfriend: James Bond did it in a jet, with the doors going closed. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Pilot: I am not sure that the mechanic fitted the artificial horizon the right way up! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 "Now get a grip, you're not really upside-down...trust your intrsuments..." 3 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Pilot to Tower - I am not very happy with these VR Head Sets Tower to Pilot - Try putting them on the right way round 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 On Thursday, January 19, 2017 at 21:30, Holdit said: "Now get a grip, you're not really upside-down...trust your intrsuments..." And the winner this time goes to Holdit! over to you buddy. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Oops...I should have read the rules... Have a go at this one: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 I think someone is trying to defect. Can't trust them, ok guys, light 'em up on three, one, two, ............. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Poker night at the Whitehouse 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Conclusive proof that Putin DID have secret talks with Donald Trump...! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Latest news!!! Mathias Rust does it again!! After landing illegally in Red Square, Moscow on 28th May 1987 in a private plane, Mathias Rust has scored another coup by landing a plane on the lawn of the White House. President Trump, who was in residence when the plane landed, looked outside his window and said 'Wow....that's yuuuuuge!' 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 No thanks, we have enough stars on our flag already! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Putin has sent Donald a congratulatory present on his election. He thinks it would be a more discreet mode of transport than Hair Force One! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 AltAirforceTwo...a covert EMP proof Executive Transport for a new era. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 Putin sends over a transport for Trumps visit to Moscow. He wanted something to reflect the high esteem in Trump is held. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 Mexican refugees arrive disguised as Trumps new friends! Link to post Share on other sites
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