CAT3508 343 Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 (edited) I think the CEO of Qantas has gone just a little to much over the top Edited November 14, 2019 by CAT3508 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 The airline that's different...no overhead lockers...they are under the seat so that you have to ….erm….bend over!!! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Does this mean most of the attendants will now be straight? Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Keep them coming guys! No guesses as to the airport. Clue? It's a long year city is this place. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 On 13/11/2019 at 23:15, J G said: Keep them coming guys! No guesses as to the airport. Clue? It's a long year city is this place. Svalbard Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Welcome aboard the flying dildo! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Well done on the airport Alan. its going to be dark 24 hours a day when I get there. I will give the caption contest a couple of days more. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Welcome to Gay Airlines, Our staff bend over backwards to meet your needs, ..........and forwards to knead your meat! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 Okay. Probably best to draw a line under Alan's efforts before before folks get too anal about the comments above and take offence. I am still going to give it to Alan for his service description above. Over to you Alan! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 @dodgy-alan Please can you bear in mind we may have minors viewing Thanks, Joe 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Thanks Guys, will see what I've got,....as soon as Imgur wakes up! Looks like the site's just crashed! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 OK, do your worst! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Russian internet troll? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 His defection complete, ex-Soviet submarine commander Marko Ramius relaxes with some western consumer items at a secret location somewhere in the U.S. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 I see Rasputin. Rasp = a very coarse abrading tool Putin = well, you know! By the way, Sir Elton wants his coat back. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) On 26/11/2019 at 23:48, Holdit said: His defection complete, ex-Soviet submarine commander Marko Ramius relaxes with some western consumer items at a secret location somewhere in the U.S. Ok I'm giving this one to Paul, , Your go Holdit Edited December 14, 2019 by dodgy-alan Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Knock Knock Paul. Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 Wha'? Whassat? Mumble mumble... Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 OK try this... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 We may be a mile high but I have a headache.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 Dec 12 red eye flight + plane full of Labor Party members = Instant Migraine 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, brett said: Dec 12 red eye flight + plane full of Labor Party members = Instant Migraine ...and Jeremy Corbyn was at the helm! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 minute ago, mutley said: ...and Jeremy Corbyn was at the helm! Fasten Your Seatbelts!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 The strain of flying 737 Max was starting to show....... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 Ok.....that's the easy part of the day done with.....now go home and do the Christmas wrapping, write the Christmas cards, stuff the turkey...….. Link to post Share on other sites
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