J G 927 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 One those who have flown with Ryan Air and are Monty Python fans...... Crucifixion? Take a cross and go to the Ryan Air Desk. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Ok, the winner is JG with 'Crucifixion?' ... In tribute to Terry Jones, Brian's mother. 'he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy' 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 OK, a no show from JG, so try this one? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 Hey Hooman, did you just dump in my lake!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 OK So it's a pink Hippo, Hey , I'm not fussy! ........come to mummy! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 Oh Craaaaaaaaap! Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 That's what you call a Hippo Pottom Bottom ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 What man? I can only see two hippos! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Our winner is.. On 22/02/2020 at 01:23, CAT3508 said: That's what you call a Hippo Pottom Bottom ! Over to you Neil! Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Well that didn't last long, Thanks Joe. Have a go at this. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Democrats unveil their plans for a leaner USAF. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 "Just what is the take off speed of this thing?" "Just a bit faster..." Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 The U.S. DoD confirms that it now prepared to sell reduced capability F-15 Eagles to Third World Countries. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 North Korea says it is now ready to tackle any American aggression with it's own fleet of F-15s. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 US Military officials deny all allegations of giving excessive growth hormones to fighter pilots. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 Too late, the USAF discover that the new paint coverings the F-15s makes them shrink in the rain! Entire fleet signed over to Toys-R-Us! Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 RAF unveils its new F35 Lightning simulator Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Well this seems to have come to a screaming halt, so I think that i will give this one to Tristarcaptain, for a few amusing entries. Take it away Martin Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Thanks Neil. Okay...lets have some fun with this one....... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Social distancing at the extreme? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 That'll stop the little bugger vandalising my wipers again! ....Die ya motherf***er! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 This isn't In India kid! You can't hang on the outside anymore! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 I wondered why she felt nose heavy! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 Hey, it's bring your brat to work day! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Okay...trying to keep this section moving along. Joe....you win for your very timely caption. You are in charge now, chief!! Take it way...(without the kid on the windshield!!) Martin Link to post Share on other sites
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