dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 Too late, the USAF discover that the new paint coverings the F-15s makes them shrink in the rain! Entire fleet signed over to Toys-R-Us! Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 RAF unveils its new F35 Lightning simulator Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Well this seems to have come to a screaming halt, so I think that i will give this one to Tristarcaptain, for a few amusing entries. Take it away Martin Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Thanks Neil. Okay...lets have some fun with this one....... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Social distancing at the extreme? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 That'll stop the little bugger vandalising my wipers again! ....Die ya motherf***er! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 This isn't In India kid! You can't hang on the outside anymore! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 I wondered why she felt nose heavy! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 Hey, it's bring your brat to work day! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Okay...trying to keep this section moving along. Joe....you win for your very timely caption. You are in charge now, chief!! Take it way...(without the kid on the windshield!!) Martin Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Thanks Martin I think in the current climate it was a no brainer! Try this? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Ok, what clever sod undid the bolts!? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 She feels a bit light this morning, Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Uh, oh! Looks like I have got more problems than Boeing! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 The pilot did not know that his new low drag helicopter meant one with detachable skids. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "Last helicopter I'm buying from Ikea!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Oh Bugger! I should have remembered that concrete was wet when we landed last time! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "Those bloody kids, First they try and pull the windscreen wipers off, now this!" Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "I knew I shouldn't have flown into the monkey enclosure..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Thanks everyone for some great entries, The winner is Tim with "Last helicopter I'm buying from Ikea!" Over to you Mr A. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Oh gawd..... Here ya go: Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 "Scrape the paint of this bird Walt" Walt knows this is the kind of job you get right before being laid off. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Surprising what the missus looks like with no make up. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 When I was told they were buying me a tricycle this wasn't quite what I had in mind. Link to post Share on other sites
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