Tim_A 997 Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 The copilot coughed.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 "Had an accident that wasn't your fault? ...Call Plane crashes are us on 0800 0hshit!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 "Bye folks, you are now under command of a FlightSimmer called Joe in Southampton..Don't panic if the aircraft lurches, hes gone for a cuppa! " 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 Ok what joker swapped the toilet door for the exit! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 ... and that's why you must wear your face mask on the plane! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 "Ok Mr President..Let's see if your enormous brain can help you fly Air Force one! So long sucker!" Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 Okay...it's gone quiet now..... I will give this one to Alan for "Bye folks, you are now under command of a FlightSimmer called Joe in Southampton..Don't panic if the aircraft lurches, hes gone for a cuppa! " (After all, having a cuppa is a VERY important part of flying!!) Over to you Alan...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Thanks Martin. Let's see what we've got. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Flight attendants required. Must be willing to walk long distances......but the trolley is motorized! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Now that IS some tubeliner!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Thunderbirds model maker gets top design job at Boeing 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 On 14/06/2020 at 20:27, Tim_A said: Thunderbirds model maker gets top design job at Boeing Giving this one to Tim ., over to you buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 What? Oh. Um....... back in a mo Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Ear we go Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Fast (ish) food! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 The pilot's turn and slip indicator failed, so he had to improvise!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 Where's an air hostess when you need one! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 Anybody alive on this joke topic...???? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 Greggs attempting world domination. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Joe.....Nah...that's Subway! Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 24/06/2020 at 21:19, Tristarcaptain said: The pilot's turn and slip indicator failed, so he had to improvise!! Go for it Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Thanks Tim. Ok...lets see what the gang can come up with for this one...... Have fun! Martin Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Is that the new Short 160? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Proof that smoking does stunt your growth? Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Ok Joe....this one is yours. Take it away boss!! (From a non-smoker!!) Link to post Share on other sites
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