Tristarcaptain 282 Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 The pilot's turn and slip indicator failed, so he had to improvise!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 Where's an air hostess when you need one! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 Anybody alive on this joke topic...???? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 Greggs attempting world domination. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Joe.....Nah...that's Subway! Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 24/06/2020 at 20:19, Tristarcaptain said: The pilot's turn and slip indicator failed, so he had to improvise!! Expand Go for it Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Thanks Tim. Ok...lets see what the gang can come up with for this one...... Have fun! Martin Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Is that the new Short 160? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Proof that smoking does stunt your growth? Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Ok Joe....this one is yours. Take it away boss!! (From a non-smoker!!) Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Thanks Martin, so what's going on here? Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 345 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Willy Walsh has got a small one.. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 The Captain kept hitting on me, so I put some bromide in his coffee whenever I make him one! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 I love it when you tickle me there.... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 " So I said to this creep, , I don't care what you're packing honey, I can still a better suck elsewhere! These CFMs will out do you anytime!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 " So then she said to the captain, "I'm Hot, can you turn that big fan on under the wing??". Well she was even hotter after that! Don't think she'll ever work gain, Freddy Kruger eat your heart out!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 " Make us redundant? No chance!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) Girl 1 " Did you hear about the guy getting sucked into one of these last week?" Girl 2 " You've just reminded me, I must pick up some mince for the Chilli tonight!" Edited September 25, 2020 by dodgy-alan typo Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 25/09/2020 at 00:33, dodgy-alan said: Girl 1 " Did you hear about the guy getting sucked into one of these last week?" Girl 2 " You've just reminded me, I must pick up some mince for the Chilli tonight!" Expand Nice one Al! Over to you for the next one Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 (edited) Thanks Joe, Try this one. Edited September 29, 2020 by dodgy-alan Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Why? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 Air India's new budget airline. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 Beatle mania? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 On 05/10/2020 at 14:22, mutley said: Air India's new budget airline. Expand Giving this one to you Joe. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Thanks Alan, so what can you make of this? Link to post Share on other sites
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