hurricanemk1c 195 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 New tests to see if bullet proof vests are also bear-proof Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Hehe,,good ones. I'll leave it up a few more days. Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Yes officer. She was a little blonde girl. Goes by the name of Goldilocks. She broke into our house. She broke my chair, ate my porridge and slept in my bed. She ran out the door when I got home. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Ok Fella, I'll save your number to my phone and if I get one evening free I'll call you, But remember, NO KISSING on a first date! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 'Do you want a bear hug?' Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 I'm sure i've got a 'how to deal with a lost bear' app Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 I've heard of going bearback in the countryside but this wasn't quite what I had in mind! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 Well, again some very funny entries which makes it tough to pick a winner. To me it was a tie between, SEATAC "Yes officer. She was a little blonde girl. Goes by the name of Goldilocks. She broke into our house. She broke my chair, ate my porridge and slept in my bed. She ran out the door when I got home." and rob16584 "I'm sure i've got a 'how to deal with a lost bear' app" Had to go the wife-tiebreaker route again, and the winner is..........Richard. Great job Your up next (sorry Rob, it was a close one ) Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 On 23/08/2012 at 13:05, SEATAC said: Yes officer. She was a little blonde girl. Goes by the name of Goldilocks. She broke into our house. She broke my chair, ate my porridge and slept in my bed. She ran out the door when I got home. I have only just read this one - Brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 Cool! Thanks! I'll see what I have and post it ASAP! Here you go. Let's see what everyone can come up with. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 the new Lightweight Lear ! Any unnessasary weight taken off! The next version will lose it's fuselage skin as well and the final version will feature a naked flight attendant! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 So that's what that bang was Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 "You did the walk-around, right?" "Ah....Yeah, of course I did" Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 WoW that was some bird strike !!! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 It seems to be running fine. I told you Swifty's Cut-Rate Aircraft Shop was as good as those high-price outfits. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 "The mechanic assured me he fixed the overheating problem" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I did tell you it was a mistake to take this through the monkey enclosure at Longleat ! Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Sorry for the delay in selecting a winner. The new job has kept me very busy. I will give you my choice tomorrow if I can decide. They are all good. Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 It was another tough one but I liked John's just a bit more. "It seems to be running fine. I told you Swifty's Cut-Rate Aircraft Shop was as good as those high-price outfits." Your turn John. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Here's the next one... Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 It'll buff out Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 No problem , I've MOTd worse! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Ok lads, we can sell this to Kermit for a pretty tidy sum! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Does it fit a Hurricane? Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Look what we shot down sir. Link to post Share on other sites
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