brett 2,315 Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Marshaller-"Change my call sign from Tweety Bird or I'm quiting" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Van Driver, " I know they fitted a new turbocharger last week, but it's damned noisy!" Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Pilot (being a railway enthusiast) - Cor, look at all that clag! Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Damned mobile speed bumps Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Pilot to Co-Pilot - Keep your distance. Those little things are really hard on compressor blades. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 "Little did the pilot know that this marshall was off duty and on his way to the deli........" Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Conga! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Pilot to marshaller - Can you put your FOG lights on matey as i can't see you. Opps. too late we have just hit you, Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Marshaller to Pilot - Keep up I am on a Mission. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Pilot to tower, "Hey guys, I'm seeing a thick cloud bank with an orange glow in the centre, I'm thinking of that scene from independance day! Can you give us a course to divert PDQ!!" Link to post Share on other sites
saunder 3 Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Pilot to Co-Pilot "is that a cop in front I think we have been pulled for speeding did you bring your licence" Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 You guys don't make it easy. All of the entries made made me laugh but I'm going to have to give this one to Brett. "Little did the pilot know that this marshall was off duty and on his way to the deli........" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Ha ha! I had not read that one yet, good choice! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Thanks for the vote Richard. I agree that there were some good ones in there and it was a tough pic to write a caption for. Kudos to all. Up next is: Good luck and good skill. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Shrink to parrot.. "Hold on, I'm just Tweeting" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 When the booking clerk told old Harold he'd be sitting next to a gorgeous bird in business class, this wasn't what he'd had in mind! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Bad Picture? No interest? Lost in the shuffle? Should I pic a winner out of the two entries? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Waiting for inspiration to strike... it hasn't yet. John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Usually the comp runs for a week. This time it's certainly quiet. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Does the bird get Frequent Flyer points? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Well, Mr. Bird, it's a relatively harmeless self-delusion to think of yourself as a jet airliner but I strongly recommend you give up drinking jet fuel. That should take care of the diarhhea. John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Bird "But Mr Baumgartner, all those years ago you proved it was possible to go supersonic without a plane, I've been trying ever since!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 For some reason they took down by picture so time to pick, drumroll please.... John, as the winner with: "Well, Mr. Bird, it's a relatively harmless self-delusion to think of yourself as a jet airliner but I strongly recommend you give up drinking jet fuel. That should take care of the diarrhea." Thanks for all your funny entries guys, always nice to have a good chuckle. Over to you John........ BTW: my caption would have been "I have this blinding rage against Boeing, they took my family from me and I can't cope........." Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Nudge Nudge John, your go again!! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Apologies for the excessive delay. It's been a busy time... Link to post Share on other sites
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