mutley 4,498 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Come in EasyWet, your time is up. (A classic Photoshop! I have that Flood plugin) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 "Go easy now jet" Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 "Aberdeen's drier than usual, eh Geoff?" Link to post Share on other sites
nikobellic 0 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Wet runways are notorious for aquaplaning! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 "Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready." Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 "Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready." Excellent! Link to post Share on other sites
nikobellic 0 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 I have 2 if that's ok Jimbo loved swimming on his days off News headlines - St Maarten runway shortens due to global warming Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Orange-crested Asphalt Thrasher spotted at local birdbath. John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 I need my teeth in to pronounce that one John! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Ground Control: "Hahahahahahah... April fools" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 "Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready." All good entries but this one sums up Sleasyjet to a Tee ! Over to you Brett. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Godden 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 "Now I have heard of Water Injection, but this is a little over the top isn't it lads?" "Well this is one way to do a compressor wash and increase our efficiency" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Already closed Chris, sorry mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Godden 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Damn, didnt even see that post...oh well, next time Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Damn, didnt even see that post...oh well, next time Sorry they were late, funny stuff. Thanks for the handoff Alan. Also sorry for being late to answer the call for more, so here is the next one. Could be a tough one to caption, who's man enough to try....... Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Godden 0 Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Ill give it a go seeing as though Im here... "Instructions for new fire extinguisher: 1. Remove Lid. 2. Throw bottle in fire. 3. Run away blindly and panic." Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Any business that buys pink switch plates can pretty much be expected to exhibit poor judgment elsewhere as well. John Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 In a remarkably clever move, Easyjet have revealed how they have merged passenger rehydration with fire-fighting. Their spokesperson said: "These are difficult times, and with the amount of money saved we can now afford better holidays for our chief executives, thus reducing the levels of stress in the higher echelons of our company." Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Tesco have now moved into the travel business, This is one of their VALUE hotels! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Caveman 0 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Is that the new netto's brand extinguisher? Netto's 'scandinavian for value' Link to post Share on other sites
rosariomanzo 545 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Drink in case of fire. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 To replenish fire extinguisher, Drink at least a pint of water 12 hours beforehand! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Caveman 0 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Is it a fire extinguisher for customers of the local curry house? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Ill give it a go seeing as though Im here... "Instructions for new fire extinguisher: 1. Remove Lid. 2. Throw bottle in fire. 3. Run away blindly and panic." Hehe, Good thing you gave it a go. Over to you Chris.... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Chris Goddard....come on down. You are the winner and next up to post a pic. Forgot about this for a bit, Should I just pick another winner in a couple of days if Chris doesn't check in? Link to post Share on other sites
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