brett 2,310 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Well I do hate to dissapoint.... "Wow that sun is bright today" Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 I'd be more worried about that Tiger Cat coming towards us.... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 If you look carefully out of the port side windows you can just make out the Rickenback Falls! It's where Moriarty had an absolute Catastrophe! ..........But not me! heeheehee!! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 This one goes to dodgy alan for... Quote Oh Hi I just came to fix ur fraps!, I eated your mouse cos you were headed for a Catastrophe! It should be purrfect now! if not give me a call and we'll get back to you......eventually! (if you want instant gratification you should have called a Dog!) He obviously understands the primary difference between cats and dogs - you own dogs - you feed cats. I have to give Mutley a very close second. He knows the cat personally and knowing his name (Sherlock) gave him some insight into a purr-fectly good response. I liked his Siamese cat smiley too. Take it away Alan... John Link to post Share on other sites
Sprint-Man 0 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Boeing's new Glider is secretly captured by intrepid photographer! An undisclosed representative for the Aviation Giant told our news-team "The concept of an operational 747 being used as a Glider is not something I should really talk about at the moment, but the nacelles could be considered as additional fuel tanks to supply the 'Tug-Plane'. The aim is to return to the day's of flight where a journey was a lifetime adventure and if this idea 'get's off the ground' then a journey should just about take a lifetime! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Am I missing something here? Boeing's new Glider is secretly captured by intrepid photographer! An undisclosed representative for the Aviation Giant told our news-team "The concept of an operational 747 being used as a Glider is not something I should really talk about at the moment, but the nacelles could be considered as additional fuel tanks to supply the 'Tug-Plane'. The aim is to return to the day's of flight where a journey was a lifetime adventure and if this idea 'get's off the ground' then a journey should just about take a lifetime! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Thanks Brett, Yes I know cats very well. we have a mischevious black and white one called Nina. She's adorable ..but fiesty! Anyway, here's the next one for you!! Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Got three (if that's allowed!): "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to England, the time is 12 noon British Summer Time. I hope you had a pleasant flight." "The retirement spray from the firefighters was overly enthusiastic this time, and the groundstaff were not pleased." "Remind anyone of Laker Airlines?" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Come in EasyWet, your time is up. (A classic Photoshop! I have that Flood plugin) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 "Go easy now jet" Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 "Aberdeen's drier than usual, eh Geoff?" Link to post Share on other sites
nikobellic 0 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Wet runways are notorious for aquaplaning! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 "Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready." Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 "Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready." Excellent! Link to post Share on other sites
nikobellic 0 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 I have 2 if that's ok Jimbo loved swimming on his days off News headlines - St Maarten runway shortens due to global warming Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Orange-crested Asphalt Thrasher spotted at local birdbath. John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 I need my teeth in to pronounce that one John! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Ground Control: "Hahahahahahah... April fools" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 "Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready." All good entries but this one sums up Sleasyjet to a Tee ! Over to you Brett. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Godden 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 "Now I have heard of Water Injection, but this is a little over the top isn't it lads?" "Well this is one way to do a compressor wash and increase our efficiency" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Already closed Chris, sorry mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Godden 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Damn, didnt even see that post...oh well, next time Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Damn, didnt even see that post...oh well, next time Sorry they were late, funny stuff. Thanks for the handoff Alan. Also sorry for being late to answer the call for more, so here is the next one. Could be a tough one to caption, who's man enough to try....... Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Godden 0 Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Ill give it a go seeing as though Im here... "Instructions for new fire extinguisher: 1. Remove Lid. 2. Throw bottle in fire. 3. Run away blindly and panic." Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Any business that buys pink switch plates can pretty much be expected to exhibit poor judgment elsewhere as well. John Link to post Share on other sites
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